Big Jay, the time has come for self-reflection

5  2017-08-24 by lolercakesmcgee

13 comments

He still thinks he looks bitchin.

It's bad enough that a guy who doesn't have grey hair is using dye but to dye half your head?

He's a very sensitive "man". He's actually really nice in person. As much as I hate his "facade", I can't be anonymously mean to the guy. I agree he has it coming. I changed my mind. Dude wears a wallet chain among other douche regalia.

A wallet chain that is not attached to a wallet. It is a chain that is simply attached to two belt loops for the purpose of wearing an accessory. Let that sink in...

Bad (or sick) guy

I acknowledge and have no valid reply.

Big Jay is honestly the grossest-looking "normal" person in the O&A universe (excluding freakshows like Sandy Kane and Tippy Tom). Just looking at him makes my eyeballs feel coated in slime.

He wonders why Opie and Anthony never really liked him. Does he really not know why?

"I was more of a Howard guy anyways, so it didn't really bother me."

That's such bullshit. He whined forever and even not being on O&J, much less O&A when being on O&A was a big deal for a comic at his level. "I don't think Jim likes me since he only asks Dan to come on."

Wow! the gloves are coming off!

The gloves hide a couple of self harm scars from a dark period when he was 37.

Warped tour isn't hip anymore. Jay never got the memo.