Jager is a baddass drink man

Means hunter in German! So cool!

Watch out, this guy can have an assistant lift a 5 pound sledgehammer on to his shoulders.

I hate how his fat neck looks like a neck brace for his neck. I should say neck again.

Quiet type. As I recall he was a real smart fellow… a brain. Strong as a horse though — and worked as a knocker.

nigga so fat he doesn't have a double chin, he has a double neck.

Does anyone think this fat dick has ever swung a sledgehammer in his life?

I hate it when fat people think they're strong/tough.

You don't think Jay has been swinging that sledgehammer for years prior to this photo?

'Three-hundred pounds of pure fat...'

Beard trimmed to arbitrary point on face/neck as no recognizable jawline is present.

The bloatee

How many fucking photoshoots has this fat slob done?

"He came in looking like a wrecking ball."

opie still has nicer boobies

Fat people always try to compensate for their lack of jawline by literally shaving one in. But it always ends up looking ridiculous, like combovers. It's weird how everyone but the people who do these things can see it.

Is this how he counts chin ups or is this so we can't count his chins?

What's wrong with a freshly transitioned, empowered trans-lady? I mean she's clearly putting in the work. You guys are bigots.

You leave Johnny 5 necks alone, you fucking bully.

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he has girl hair

Breaking down the barriers of comedy dvv dvv

Comics are not supposed to be tough or cool.

You don't think Jay has been swinging that sledgehammer for years prior to this photo?

'Three-hundred pounds of pure fat...'