So not only do you think she's so overrated physically, you also have problems with her personality. Hmm. What a coincidence. It's not like straight dudes only give a shit about 1 of those or anything.
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If this was a photoshop by someone here, it would be gold. That it's her doing it is even better. It's not like she doesn't know here chin is long and makes "use" of it fuh da goof.
Even though this is a lighthearted joke and we're supposed to be accepting and not shallow toward people, Dave Smith has to break up with her after seeing this.
He said on the last LoS "when you have a chick, that just becomes what you spend money on". This beta is bragging about spending money on a 6
"Oh Lauren..." he moaned, his hot turgid cock knee-deep in her foaming gash. With each thrust, he buried his pecka deeper and deeper into Lauren's hungry cooter. The oily slick of black hair surrounding her canyon was sodden with the sweat of her ecstasy. Her breasts slapping against the bottom of her chin was the metronome of her love with the Chippa.
Her back arched and convulsed like a live wire as she climbed the mountain. At its summit she threw back her head in worshipful adulation, hair sailing over her shoulders like a damp cloth as her trowel chin made a vicious uppercut to Chip's nose. Her screams of pleasure were punctuated by the sickening crack of broken cartilage. "Dammit babe, cut that part ouuut" Chip plied, nose hanging from his face by a bloody strand of skin.
Hand over hand, Chip yanked his eel out of the churning waters of Lauren's sinkhole. Frothy egg whites overflowed her cunt, sliding down her legs like they were firepoles, down to the floor where they cooled to form a rubbery gelatin. Specks of black pubic hair floated in her juice like dead leaves. "Your cooter's all soppin' wet, babe" Chip observed, "What's it cryin' about? Did you cut up a bunch of onions in there or somethin'?" Lauren guffawed like Brian Blessed, and Chip's penis recognized its call to action, springing from a coiled length of damp rope into a rock-hard mass of heroic proportions. In the blink of an eye, it had lifted Lauren into the air and pinned her against the wall by her chin.
"My uncle Paul would always tell me..." Chip said, as Lauren's feet went spastic over the cold, wet floor, " 'Keep your chin up, Lyle. I need a landing platform.' " At this, torrents of burning manmilk roared from Chip's gristly hydrant. Lauren's face and chin disappeared into this explosion except as a mere outline buffeting against the wall. Little by little, hour by hour, her once proud chin gradually eroded away, and by the time Chip had satisfied himself, she no longer looked like the Green Goblin.
"Oh Chippa...", her muffled voice spoke through the white webbing of Chip's love, "You know it'll just come back tomorrow. And it'll keep growing until it's swallowed the whole world."
"Then I'll come back tomorrow, babe. And the next day. And the next. Whatever it takes for our love."
85 comments
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-23
How old is she that she keeps thinking flipping off the camera is cool?
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-08-23
Same age as Lynsi Hughes when she got married.
1 zenicaone 2017-08-23
so, she is still relatively young, but with a lot of miles on her.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-08-23
Is there even a sextape between Lauren and Rodney Mullen?
1 zenicaone 2017-08-23
who dis nigga?
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1 TossyMcSalad 2017-08-23
If there only was some type of medium, where we could look up information regardless of time and location?!
1 stupidfatbobkelly 2017-08-23
Considering that she's poking fun at her own physical defect, I'd say she's being ironic, stupid.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-23
She does middle finger pictures a lot, stupid.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-23
It's not the first picture.
1 EastSideDan 2017-08-23
She's edgy. Remember that photo of her shitting wearing high heels and drinking out of a Guns N Roses mug?! So hardcore, bro!
Fuck this Jay Leno looking whore.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-08-23
You wish you could fuck this Jay Leno looking whore...something something OB TAMPON WOOOOOO!
1 packitchofsositch 2017-08-23
So not only do you think she's so overrated physically, you also have problems with her personality. Hmm. What a coincidence. It's not like straight dudes only give a shit about 1 of those or anything.
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1 FORKinmyDICK 2017-08-23
Hilarious how so few people in this thread understand that and just think she's stupid.
1 heelers 2017-08-23
Soon she'll be holding up a beer and flipping off the camera. Like all well adjusted adults.
1 Robert-T-Pooner 2017-08-23
Flipping off the camera? What are you five?
1 Skivsamlaren 2017-08-23
Isn't it directed at this sub? I think so. I always think so about most things that happen.
1 Chip--Chipperson 2017-08-23
Its directed to people bashing her chins
1 thebedshow 2017-08-23
Fingers were cut off in the picture I assumed she was doing deuces.
1 Jungies 2017-08-23
Calm down, Opie.
1 VicDumb 2017-08-23
You act like that's any better.
1 infantinemovie5 2017-08-23
It's really annoying when women think they're being badass when they flip off the camera.
1 comic630 2017-08-23
If this was a photoshop by someone here, it would be gold. That it's her doing it is even better. It's not like she doesn't know here chin is long and makes "use" of it fuh da goof.
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2017-08-23
Lauren is a good egg.
She has a huge chin. Peckahs.
1 ElmerDudd 2017-08-23
1 omega_elite 2017-08-23
1 rahtin 2017-08-23
Sue has a very small penis. Don't confuse her with Bailey Jay and her pipe.
1 McGowan9 2017-08-23
She reads this sub, or she knows someone who does. She has a large chin. She's a good sport. And she has lovely tits. https://www.instagram.com/p/BYG0tjnHuNw/?taken-by=robertkellylive
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-08-23
i give those titties one big allahu ackbar
1 McGowan9 2017-08-23
Hopefully you explode just after ;-)
1 FORKinmyDICK 2017-08-23
She's definitely a good sport probably solely just being around them already fucking with her all the time. She does not seem to give a fuck
1 EastSideDan 2017-08-23
Name one funny thing she's said or done
1 TheGreatBugsby 2017-08-23
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYG0tjnHuNw/?taken-by=robertkellylive
1 EastSideDan 2017-08-23
Nice tits. Terrible face. And she sucks
1 snazu 2017-08-23
Not as much as you suck peckas, ya sockcucking piece a garbage!
1 FORKinmyDICK 2017-08-23
You don't control me
1 Chip--Chipperson 2017-08-23
She fucked the chippa
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-08-23
She should retake the picture using a lazy susan.
1 Blink-Blink 2017-08-23
How many nuts has she fidget fondled on that beautiful manly chin?
1 uralldiseased 2017-08-23
Shes a better sport than anyone else in that clique
1 ha_thats_funny 2017-08-23
she's not doing a bad job so far
1 HerpDerpen 2017-08-23
When she's hit the top she can use that chin to dig in.
1 Chip--Chipperson 2017-08-23
What do you mean Opie? Dig into what?
1 Toss__Pot 2017-08-23
yep, that's quite funny & being a good sport, now she just needs to address the massive cunthole thing with a similar picture!
1 EastSideDan 2017-08-23
She looks hideous and is about as funny as chin cancer. Guys on this sub go crazy over 5s.
1 ZigginZaggin 2017-08-23
I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.
1 EastSideDan 2017-08-23
She looks hideous and is about as funny as chin cancer. Guys on this sub go crazy over 5s.
1 frrunkis 2017-08-23
Your phone crapped out
1 VicDumb 2017-08-23
I thought it was just me. I don't see the attraction for the life of me. She looks like she hit the wall 20 years ago.
1 EastSideDan 2017-08-23
She looks hideous and is about as funny as chin cancer. Guys on this sub go crazy over 5s.
1 EastSideDan 2017-08-23
She looks hideous and is about as funny as chin cancer. Guys on this sub go crazy over 5s.
1 Bobby_Newpooort 2017-08-23
Ease up on the soundboard, Opie
1 EastSideDan 2017-08-23
She looks hideous and is about as funny as chin cancer. Guys on this sub go crazy over 5s.
1 EastSideDan 2017-08-23
She looks hideous, is needy and not funny.
Guys on this sub fun in their pants over 5s. Sickening
1 late_50s_why 2017-08-23
Relax
1 EastSideDan 2017-08-23
She looks hideous, is needy and not funny.
Guys on this sub fun in their pants over 5s. Sickening
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-08-23
Just so you know I am savouring the ability to be able to down vote you multiple times
1 Chip--Chipperson 2017-08-23
Keep hitting that downvote faggot
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-08-23
Done and done
1 EastSideDan 2017-08-23
She looks hideous, is needy and not funny.
Guys on this sub fun in their pants over 5s. Sickening
1 EastSideDan 2017-08-23
She looks hideous, is needy and not funny.
Guys on this sub fun in their pants over 5s. Sickening
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-08-23
She should give us a picture of a fidget spinner spinning freely in her giant vagina next.
1 Chip--Chipperson 2017-08-23
Youll wake Jimmy
1 TriangleDimes 2017-08-23
tss shell wake how bout whale wake just ocean yuma
1 TriangleDimes 2017-08-23
tss shell wake how bout whale wake just ocean yuma
1 ZigginZaggin 2017-08-23
She can use it to cut up the rocks that are falling out.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-08-23
Abella Danger just did, for Brazzers. Oh my good lord. (I follow Tony Ribas on Twitter)
1 doxxbrown 2017-08-23
Abella put the spinner in her shitter
1 Skivsamlaren 2017-08-23
Oh Lauren, you are a delight.
1 Sthenine 2017-08-23
that chin would be great to tee off of-probably add 50 yards to your tee off.
1 FromHereOn014 2017-08-23
Please edit this comment to add the phrase "tee off" at least one more time.
1 xJonjey 2017-08-23
tsss I bet that pecka sucka Jim Norton would like that chin up his ass
1 LamarThePotato 2017-08-23
I always knew she was a good egg.
1 BumbiBestie 2017-08-23
People should start making fun of her nipples.
1 The-Lunger 2017-08-23
Where's the whiffle ball bat when you need it? I'll bet she's a go'er.
1 ZigginZaggin 2017-08-23
wink wink nudge nudge
1 DrSteveChipperson 2017-08-23
Its like shes gotta circl of peckahs on her chin or somethinOH WAIT FUCKING BALLS ON HER EYES DVV DVV
1 killtheumpire 2017-08-23
I'd let her sodomize me with that chin.
1 crookedmile 2017-08-23
She can spin on my fidget if you catch my drift, and I think you do.
1 BuffaloForeskin 2017-08-23
Sexual intercourse?
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-08-23
Bit on the nose
1 Chip--Chipperson 2017-08-23
Good one opie -sam
1 crookedmile 2017-08-23
.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2017-08-23
Anyone wouldn't dick her down is a GD queer. If Patrice was alive still he would agree with me
1 turnthemaround 2017-08-23
She confuses my Madonna/Whore complex
1 knitro 2017-08-23
when in doubt, they're all whores.
/solved
1 rahtin 2017-08-23
I take back everything bad I ever said about this Jay Leno jawed, stupid, ugly, unfunny cunt.
You're a good egg, Lauren.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-08-23
shes alright in my book
1 kangableezy 2017-08-23
Laurens a good girl
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-08-23
Even though this is a lighthearted joke and we're supposed to be accepting and not shallow toward people, Dave Smith has to break up with her after seeing this.
He said on the last LoS "when you have a chick, that just becomes what you spend money on". This beta is bragging about spending money on a 6
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-08-23
You suppose no one ever made fun of her chin before this sub did? She knows it's horrible. She's always known.
1 TheGreatBugsby 2017-08-23
"Oh Lauren..." he moaned, his hot turgid cock knee-deep in her foaming gash. With each thrust, he buried his pecka deeper and deeper into Lauren's hungry cooter. The oily slick of black hair surrounding her canyon was sodden with the sweat of her ecstasy. Her breasts slapping against the bottom of her chin was the metronome of her love with the Chippa.
Her back arched and convulsed like a live wire as she climbed the mountain. At its summit she threw back her head in worshipful adulation, hair sailing over her shoulders like a damp cloth as her trowel chin made a vicious uppercut to Chip's nose. Her screams of pleasure were punctuated by the sickening crack of broken cartilage. "Dammit babe, cut that part ouuut" Chip plied, nose hanging from his face by a bloody strand of skin.
Hand over hand, Chip yanked his eel out of the churning waters of Lauren's sinkhole. Frothy egg whites overflowed her cunt, sliding down her legs like they were firepoles, down to the floor where they cooled to form a rubbery gelatin. Specks of black pubic hair floated in her juice like dead leaves. "Your cooter's all soppin' wet, babe" Chip observed, "What's it cryin' about? Did you cut up a bunch of onions in there or somethin'?" Lauren guffawed like Brian Blessed, and Chip's penis recognized its call to action, springing from a coiled length of damp rope into a rock-hard mass of heroic proportions. In the blink of an eye, it had lifted Lauren into the air and pinned her against the wall by her chin.
"My uncle Paul would always tell me..." Chip said, as Lauren's feet went spastic over the cold, wet floor, " 'Keep your chin up, Lyle. I need a landing platform.' " At this, torrents of burning manmilk roared from Chip's gristly hydrant. Lauren's face and chin disappeared into this explosion except as a mere outline buffeting against the wall. Little by little, hour by hour, her once proud chin gradually eroded away, and by the time Chip had satisfied himself, she no longer looked like the Green Goblin.
"Oh Chippa...", her muffled voice spoke through the white webbing of Chip's love, "You know it'll just come back tomorrow. And it'll keep growing until it's swallowed the whole world."
"Then I'll come back tomorrow, babe. And the next day. And the next. Whatever it takes for our love."
"Oh Chippa..."
"Oh Lauren..."
(Kiss with tongues. Fade to black.)
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-08-23
Yeah, yeah, big chin. But you guys are sleeping on how big that fucking nose is, too.
1 malvin77 2017-08-23
She's a Long Island 6 with solid No. 2 pencil eraser nipples.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-08-23
that's also a sexy neck-vein, she could 'ject horse for years!
1 ElmerDudd 2017-08-23
1 McGowan9 2017-08-23
She reads this sub, or she knows someone who does. She has a large chin. She's a good sport. And she has lovely tits. https://www.instagram.com/p/BYG0tjnHuNw/?taken-by=robertkellylive
1 Chip--Chipperson 2017-08-23
Good one opie -sam