He has to be suicidally depressed. IIRC he was making $500,000 a year with Leno as an announcer, a gig which only lasted 5 years. When the show came back on air he worked in an off-air capacity probably making a fraction of his previous salary. After income taxes, and after his divorce in 2012 it's fair to assume he's nearly broke. He also has a daughter whose trans, living as a dude, and going by the name of "Knight". I'm just glad she didn't choose some forced, uncommon, over the top, masculine first name.
The daughter living as a dude thing has to be much worse than the opposite. I mean at least your son has a nice pair of tits if he thinks he's a female.
Google: Knight Melendez. To me she's just a dyke who got a mastectomy. My guess is that her mental instability is what caused John's divorce. Trans people tend to be extremely narcissistic and very mentally unstable. She's most likely on tons of meds. Must of been a nightmare dealing with her bullshit 24/7.
"Hi, my name is Knight Melendez, and I am a multiply disabled working class white passing mixed race queer trans guy."
They love being the victim. They love saying they're disabled but will never admit that maybe they are not mentally fit enough to make such a huge decision. And she's a rich girl begging for online donations. Pathetic generation.
Right. Isn't it more "brave" to admit that you're confused and should try to seek outside help, rather than fully commit to major life changes because you know best?
A more perfectly phrased Reddit comment I have never seen. The majority of trans folks suffer serious psychological issues and if it were up to me I'd classify gender confusion as a disability and certainly putting them in the military would not be at the top of my list.
You assholes sound like the triggered ones. I love that you guys love to call others mentally ill while you spend your time here making pedo jokes and listening to fucking nazis. I'm sure they're far mentally superior to the men here who spend all their time on reddit talking about how superior they are and how ~un pc~ they are like it's some sort of badge of honor.
Nothing more contemptible than a modern Howard fan, advocating liberal ideologies without comprehending that their hero is a narcissist with no real value system who manipulates idiots like them for money and attention. Or maybe Lena Dunham really is a genius like Einstein and Mozart and Howard thinks so.
His whole twitter account is dedicated to trying to manifest drama between himself and people he worked with 20 years ago. He has special needs for sure.
If you ever want to see how retarded this guy is watch his interjections into the Henry Hill interview on Stern. Rarely have I seen somebody appear so nakedly retarded on air, and Howard right told him to get the fuck out of the studio. He's a painful human being.
John was doing a club in Tampa last weekend. I got an email for free tickets. I went to the site the day of show and only 8 out of 200 seats were bought.
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1 Peckahnator 2017-08-23
Oh no, why is he retweeting himself? Is he in a bad place?
1 heelers 2017-08-23
He has to be suicidally depressed. IIRC he was making $500,000 a year with Leno as an announcer, a gig which only lasted 5 years. When the show came back on air he worked in an off-air capacity probably making a fraction of his previous salary. After income taxes, and after his divorce in 2012 it's fair to assume he's nearly broke. He also has a daughter whose trans, living as a dude, and going by the name of "Knight". I'm just glad she didn't choose some forced, uncommon, over the top, masculine first name.
1 theDiReW0lf 2017-08-23
.........someone paid this fucking idiot 500k a year?
1 ValleyChip 2017-08-23
The daughter living as a dude thing has to be much worse than the opposite. I mean at least your son has a nice pair of tits if he thinks he's a female.
1 heelers 2017-08-23
Google: Knight Melendez. To me she's just a dyke who got a mastectomy. My guess is that her mental instability is what caused John's divorce. Trans people tend to be extremely narcissistic and very mentally unstable. She's most likely on tons of meds. Must of been a nightmare dealing with her bullshit 24/7.
1 JohnQNo1 2017-08-23
u/TinKnockinMoroccan , comment?
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-08-23
The only medication I take is a coupla aleve and my morning container a coffee.
1 ValleyChip 2017-08-23
From her top surgery GoFundMe;
"Hi, my name is Knight Melendez, and I am a multiply disabled working class white passing mixed race queer trans guy."
They love being the victim. They love saying they're disabled but will never admit that maybe they are not mentally fit enough to make such a huge decision. And she's a rich girl begging for online donations. Pathetic generation.
1 satsamsit 2017-08-23
Right. Isn't it more "brave" to admit that you're confused and should try to seek outside help, rather than fully commit to major life changes because you know best?
1 adurango 2017-08-23
A more perfectly phrased Reddit comment I have never seen. The majority of trans folks suffer serious psychological issues and if it were up to me I'd classify gender confusion as a disability and certainly putting them in the military would not be at the top of my list.
1 ValleyChip 2017-08-23
TRIGGERED
1 ohmyrobin 2017-08-23
You assholes sound like the triggered ones. I love that you guys love to call others mentally ill while you spend your time here making pedo jokes and listening to fucking nazis. I'm sure they're far mentally superior to the men here who spend all their time on reddit talking about how superior they are and how ~un pc~ they are like it's some sort of badge of honor.
1 CowsAreCurious 2017-08-23
What the fuck are you doing here?
1 tellingstart 2017-08-23
Nothing more contemptible than a modern Howard fan, advocating liberal ideologies without comprehending that their hero is a narcissist with no real value system who manipulates idiots like them for money and attention. Or maybe Lena Dunham really is a genius like Einstein and Mozart and Howard thinks so.
1 UnemployedOpie 2017-08-23
What do you do for a living, character?
1 heelers 2017-08-23
I actually don't have any audio files of Nazis fucking.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-08-23
Sorry, your phone crapped out.
1 racemic_mixture 2017-08-23
Welp, guess it's time to get the death squads up and running again.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-23
It's the online equivalent of stuttering.
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-08-23
what's a coozi? a Jacuzzi? a boat?
1 PhilipMarma 2017-08-23
It's one of those foam cylinders you put a beer can or bottle in to keep it cold.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-08-23
Just remember, blow me first...THEN Jacuzzi.
1 Friend_of_Kramer 2017-08-23
Ddddddija eevhahahhhahahaa fard in a cachas face?
1 lifeobenreilly 2017-08-23
JOHN: What did you do with the money?
RINGO STARR: What money?
JOHN: Th-the money you were given for music lessons!
1 AntwansBobo 2017-08-23
Are the poker cronies attacking john yet
1 Sthenine 2017-08-23
where can I buy a coozi?-I may be interested it sounds like a chinese chick who squirts.
1 bestshowvault 2017-08-23
70% of John's act is still Stern references. He's out of his mind.
1 Canadia86 2017-08-23
To be fair, that's less than Artie
1 Daddy_Donuts 2017-08-23
He says Artie stole the cohosting job from him. Hes such a delusional joke
1 WrestlingHaze 2017-08-23
You know he may actually be right. For all I know he is more original than artie. But I assume he's bad at it.
1 lispychicken 2017-08-23
Speaking of CQ, his New York Story is great, I suggest you watch it.
1 EdguhMellencamp 2017-08-23
Is he still running for office? Isn't one of his kids trans now?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-08-23
Artie Lange does sell a mean hat.
1 DrSteveChipperson 2017-08-23
yeah artie is just a semi -quick witted dummy like Norton. meh.
1 ScorzeMan 2017-08-23
That's way better than a dim witted stuttering John.
1 DrSteveChipperson 2017-08-23
yeah I don't know wtf john is all about. Artie is just not that kind of comic.
1 drbaloney 2017-08-23
His whole twitter account is dedicated to trying to manifest drama between himself and people he worked with 20 years ago. He has special needs for sure.
1 joomommyhappy 2017-08-23
Even he doesn't believe this. The "Let's face it" bit proves he's just trolling.
In a few days, he'll claim he was doing this to drum up some hype for the AA show, because he's such a bro.
This dude is 8 kinds of delusional, pitiful garbage, and a royal jackass, to boot.
1 insertclevereference 2017-08-23
And who needs to face this?
1 Belchides 2017-08-23
He event stutter tweets.
1 jofreal 2017-08-23
From Stern to Leno to working the drive thru at White Castle.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-08-23
I have no opinion about this guy but I love how hateful you people are.
1 BloodyfuckinKingalux 2017-08-23
If you ever want to see how retarded this guy is watch his interjections into the Henry Hill interview on Stern. Rarely have I seen somebody appear so nakedly retarded on air, and Howard right told him to get the fuck out of the studio. He's a painful human being.
1 Shoofro 2017-08-23
I agree. When I think of the best 'original' comics, no doubt that it's Colin, Louis C.K., and John Melendez.
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-08-23
I could give a fuck that he called Louis or artie hacks but saying that about Colin is unforgivable
1 Trevelbond 2017-08-23
He's beyond delusional. Bet he misses holding up that coffee cup.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-08-23
Maybe Grillo can go squat in his apartment and cock slap him.
1 crookedmile 2017-08-23
Shove a baked potato up his ass.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-08-23
grasso... tun faccio culo cosi
1 puppy_action_team 2017-08-23
Please refer to John only as Senator Melendez.
1 VincentSports89 2017-08-23
YyyyyyyEvver fart in your hand and smell it?
1 GurianStinks 2017-08-23
John was doing a club in Tampa last weekend. I got an email for free tickets. I went to the site the day of show and only 8 out of 200 seats were bought.
1 kevin_k 2017-08-23
Yeah, he's "like Quinn [and] C.K.". Oof, the chills.