Years ago I was interviewing for a roommate and this strange little young guy came to look at the room. I was getting weird excited twitchy vibes off him anyway, so I probably wasn't gonna give him the room. He sees my massive sound system and goes "Awesome! Can I put some music on?" I say "Um, sure". He pulls out his iPod and connects it and starts playing Papa Roach. Then he turns the volume way up and starts this weird little rage dance. I'm thinking "fuck this shit, it's so loud it's painful". So I reach for the remote and he shakes his head and yells at me not to turn it down.
I'm thinking "Are you fucking joking? This is my house, my stereo, it's 10am and you are blasting Papa Roach in a quiet residential area" so I turn the stereo off. He's so fucking angry he vibrates with rage. He starts screaming at me that it's my fault he's angry, and that I had no right to do that. I was about a foot taller than him, and at the time I was really into weights and built like fuck, but I'm terrified this 130lb psycho is gonna beat the shit out of me. Then like a switch went off he returned to normal and asked about the chore roster. I guess the moral of the story is that cocaine makes me chatty.
When would anyone ever search "papa roach fan"? Your attack on Jay is hypocritical, because by posting this, your life is even more worthless than his.
83 comments
2 oandauser 2017-08-23
This guy is just not funny.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-23
NAAAAHT FUNNY!
1 FlashVirus 2017-08-23
Stop using Google, faggot. Haven't you been following the news?
1 marrio91 2017-08-23
THAT'S THE BIT CUNT
1 aidspiss 2017-08-23
Alf lookin ass nigga
1 the_opester 2017-08-23
Ha!
1 crookedmile 2017-08-23
Now I remember where I first saw his act.
1 DerpalSherpa 2017-08-23
Tss. Gordon Shumway, why not Squashoff... Cumway or somethin?
1 Killgore 2017-08-23
You need a picture that real shows off his ass chain.
1 marrio91 2017-08-23
Feel free to copy my title and throw it on here! We need to get many images of Big Fat Fuckerson on this list as possible!
1 Fightingrooster 2017-08-23
He looks like a gay chipmunk
1 WiretapStudios 2017-08-23
Well, he does perform on Chiprocked each year tss tss
1 JusJusRagno 2017-08-23
Forbidden in Heaven and every Chinese buffet within 1 mile.
1 maloonigans 2017-08-23
holy shit - he really does have that tattooed on his arm
jesus jay...
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-08-23
could have just tattooed "kike" instead
1 Randal_X 2017-08-23
Or numbahs.
1 marrio91 2017-08-23
WHAT like a .... a six six six or summthin'?
1 Randal_X 2017-08-23
There's more of (((them))) than that, Chip.
1 TehSamurai01 2017-08-23
They all should.
1 TehSamurai01 2017-08-23
They all should.
1 TehSamurai01 2017-08-23
They all should.
1 TehSamurai01 2017-08-23
They all should.
1 TehSamurai01 2017-08-23
They should all have it tattoo'd.
1 TehSamurai01 2017-08-23
They should all have it tattoo'd.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-23
Wait, what are you saying?
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-23
The other arm has Useless In Hell tattooed.
1 Peckahnator 2017-08-23
To be fair, he and Luis have had a "who can get more stupid tattoos" contest going on for years now.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-23
Then Zac Amico came in and beat both of them.
1 marrio91 2017-08-23
I know some girls that played that game. just nahhhhh im good famm. Turn yaself into a fruit loop shit IDC u still the same flavor but I'm full up.
Sir i'm fairly inebriated on a Wednesday morning. Ya feel me.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-08-23
Oh you alcoholic ne'er-do-well!
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-23
That's the gayest thing about him. That sounds like the name of an 80s metal album made by guys in the closet.
1 SpunkAlarm 2017-08-23
What a queef. That's fucking embarrassing
1 marrio91 2017-08-23
People at least laugh at a queef
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-23
Not if it's on my dick.
Bitch gets a smack and I make her think about the dirty sin that came out of her dunce hole.
1 DasItMane99 2017-08-23
CUT MY LOOKS INTO PIECES. THIS IS MY LAST RETORT.
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-08-23
MASTICATION. MORE FEEDING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY DOCTOR IS PLEADING
1 timallenonacid 2017-08-23
Could it be wrong? Could it be right? If I eat Pizza Hut tonight Chances are that I might
1 Martillo_Valentine 2017-08-23
Take this unfunny shit over to r/funny
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-08-23
Couldn't think of anything for the chorus huh? I got ya' don't worry
CAUSE I'M EATING MY FRIES, EATING MORE PIES
WISH HOT TOPIC SOLD IN MY SIZE
1 marrio91 2017-08-23
DEAD**
1 doodoopeepees 2017-08-23
now I'm losing my sight, losing my mind, wish somebody would tell me about diabetic neuropathy
1 Hanarable 2017-08-23
Bit of a reach on that one it's got to match the melody of the song. That's why it's even sorta funny.
1 dan21610 2017-08-23
This little song interaction here is everything that I despise about Reddit. Please keep this shit off of this board.
1 Hanarable 2017-08-23
Lighten up
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-23
What a monumentally gay comment.
1 marrio91 2017-08-23
BOO THE HOMO BOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-08-23
tss whaddya a ghost uh sumptin
1 Diarrheachino 2017-08-23
Homerun Chippa!
1 uralldiseased 2017-08-23
What is it you want him to change?
1 Dagidugidai 2017-08-23
Cut my pies into pieces, this is my last dessert
1 Belchides 2017-08-23
Andrew Dice Gay
1 TravisBickle1990 2017-08-23
Hickory dickory dock Jay Oakerson's sucking my cock
1 Daddy_Donuts 2017-08-23
Big Jay Oakerson blew... HE NEEDED THE MONEY!
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-08-23
Seth StomachRollins.
1 Nulltor 2017-08-23
Story time with Nulltor (sponsored by cocaine)
Years ago I was interviewing for a roommate and this strange little young guy came to look at the room. I was getting weird excited twitchy vibes off him anyway, so I probably wasn't gonna give him the room. He sees my massive sound system and goes "Awesome! Can I put some music on?" I say "Um, sure". He pulls out his iPod and connects it and starts playing Papa Roach. Then he turns the volume way up and starts this weird little rage dance. I'm thinking "fuck this shit, it's so loud it's painful". So I reach for the remote and he shakes his head and yells at me not to turn it down.
I'm thinking "Are you fucking joking? This is my house, my stereo, it's 10am and you are blasting Papa Roach in a quiet residential area" so I turn the stereo off. He's so fucking angry he vibrates with rage. He starts screaming at me that it's my fault he's angry, and that I had no right to do that. I was about a foot taller than him, and at the time I was really into weights and built like fuck, but I'm terrified this 130lb psycho is gonna beat the shit out of me. Then like a switch went off he returned to normal and asked about the chore roster. I guess the moral of the story is that cocaine makes me chatty.
1 Hanarable 2017-08-23
Guys this guy is fucking cool
1 Nulltor 2017-08-23
I know right?!
1 marrio91 2017-08-23
Goddamn I wish I could delete comments from my own thread.
1 Nulltor 2017-08-23
Well you cant and now you have to put up with my shit.
1 marrio91 2017-08-23
Allllright
1 Peckahnator 2017-08-23
End yourself!
1 Monotoned 2017-08-23
What's MY problem? You're in MY fucking house.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-08-23
obligatory do meth instead you amateur
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2017-08-23
Tear my life into pieces!!!
1 Broken-Flowers 2017-08-23
why would anyone ever google papa roach fan
1 marrio91 2017-08-23
To see pictures of Big Jay Oakerson
1 Robert_Spiff_Kelly 2017-08-23
Its for when you search douchebag on online. Did you mean: Papa Roach Fan
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-08-23
It's from the last LoS episode where they are making fun of Big Jay's looks and he gets defensive.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-08-23
When would anyone ever search "papa roach fan"? Your attack on Jay is hypocritical, because by posting this, your life is even more worthless than his.
1 marrio91 2017-08-23
My life has worth, because I'm not an unbalanced breakfast away from hobbling around the rest of my life.
1 cabaretcabaret 2017-08-23
It's Britney all over again right?
1 cabaretcabaret 2017-08-23
Papa Roach fan is kind to him to be honest.
his dress sense isn't even the worst thing about him.
LIKE LIKE TIT-TEY LIKE LIKE LIKE I BETCHA HOG LOOKS LIKE LIKE LIKE
1 SirWallaceII 2017-08-23
its sad when u see a dude who thinks he is really really really cool and he is just a joke.
cool hair
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2017-08-23
GET ME SOME REESES PIECES! FIND ME MY JNCO SHORTS!
1 marrio91 2017-08-23
DON'T YOU GO TALKING SHIT ABOUT REESES PIECES YOU FUCK
1 Jaeromaru 2017-08-23
He looks like he should be driving around in a Kia Soul
1 marrio91 2017-08-23
F for respects
1 Djs3634 2017-08-23
This never works
1 marrio91 2017-08-23
Got me 400+ imaginary faggot points, what's it to you?
1 David_Tosk 2017-08-23
And here it is: http://i.imgur.com/4rz5EFK.jpg
1 marrio91 2017-08-23
Something's wrong; either I'm retarded enough to look, or I'm blind enough to miss it. Either way I'm a vain cunt.
1 kangableezy 2017-08-23
because "papa roach fan" is a thing people type on google... find a new obsession. Get off the dick you weirdo.
1 KangolVos 2017-08-23
SiriusXM Turbo is solely for Big Jay's listening pleasure.
1 lispychicken 2017-08-23
I find the Bonfire to be very entertaining, and moreso than Jim and that other guys show.
Fite me!
1 marrio91 2017-08-23
I think you meant 'bite me' which no, because I'm not Big Smelly OakTitsSon I can turn down a free meal.
1 garyfromflorida 2017-08-23
When you google papa roach fan it's on the first page!
1 Throwaway98709860 2017-08-23
If he was a girl and not fat he would be my type
1 marrio91 2017-08-23
High school me would fall in love with that chick at warped tour FOR SURE
1 TehSamurai01 2017-08-23
Luis: "Nobody likes the way you dress." Jay: "People are nodding, shaking their heads no."
Good lord, Jay is delusional.
1 panasonictooth 2017-08-23
I wonder how many pairs of gloves this prick owns
1 NotRye 2017-08-23
But no one would ever search for "Papa Roach fan".
1 Daddy_Donuts 2017-08-23
Big Jay Oakerson blew... HE NEEDED THE MONEY!
1 marrio91 2017-08-23
F for respects