I bought compound media subscriptions drunk. And regretted it because Anthony stinks alone. But now I am willing to spend the extra 3 dollars to see how he does with this mess. Artie bobo Lange
uhh, y'know.. da madtv.. uhh... my mom with the sausage peppers after my dad died but when I was a long shoreman they called me obese witherspoon... but, uh crystal meth is a good drug if ya wanna walk to st louis, uh dan falato judd apatow wit da mootzerell [wheeze] snortin heroin wit my bookie at a diner in hoboken uhh swung at a cop with an eightball of coke in 1992 uhhh y'know my good buddy norm macdonald but uhhh...
"uhh, y'know.. at madtv.. uhh... my mom with the sausage and peppers after my dad fell off da roof but when I was a long shoreman they called me obese witherspoon... but, uh crystal meth is a good drug if ya wanna walk to st louis, uh dan falato judd apatow wit da mootzerell [wheeze] snortin heroin wit my bookie at a diner in hoboken uhh swung at a cop with an eightball of coke in 1992 uhhh y'know my good buddy norm macdonald but uhhh..."
It's so weird how some people can do as much heroin as he has and continue to be overweight. We're about the same height and I got down to 130 just from pills.
33 comments
2 Opprobriousness 2017-08-23
He looks like if Kenny Rogers was transitioning into being a woman.
2 CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-08-23
All I can see is his fucked up nostril.
1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-08-23
ill bet the inside looks like a collapsed mine shaft.
1 CellularPeptideCake 2017-08-23
His septum isn't the only thing that's deviant about him, know what I mean?!?!
1 emerge_from_the_mist 2017-08-23
"Deviant septum" is something opie would say
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-08-23
Villagers instinctively chase Artie out of town before he can hex their live stock
1 WistfulNotions 2017-08-23
Artie was pretty handsome back in the day https://youtu.be/ntQ4Mof4TyA?t=478
1 DerpalSherpa 2017-08-23
Holy shit he aged like shit... 11 or 12 years ago he looked great.
1 rahtin 2017-08-23
He looks like a witch that transitioned into a man.
1 FlashVirus 2017-08-23
Looks like Lady Di
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-23
Lady 'bouta Die
1 realtaIk101 2017-08-23
http://s2.hulkshare.com/avatar_images/original/8/b/d/8bda036292c3cbde9863e89faec757e8.jpg?dd=1388552400
1 aidspiss 2017-08-23
http://i.imgur.com/nSl6yLs.jpg
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-08-23
Artie's hair is 112 years old.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-08-23
What happened to Joey Buttafuoco?
1 mr450 2017-08-23
I bought compound media subscriptions drunk. And regretted it because Anthony stinks alone. But now I am willing to spend the extra 3 dollars to see how he does with this mess. Artie bobo Lange
1 PassProtect15 2017-08-23
Well as long as you're subscribing ironically, bro, then you're not wasting money.
1 trevors685 2017-08-23
Why does he look like every other Italian
1 Suvario 2017-08-23
Now the show has two hosts that look like grandmas.
1 BabyDinosaurHead 2017-08-23
Benjamin Franklin looking ass nigga.
1 diolev 2017-08-23
Big Ben Frank Artie Oakerson
1 MaxKawalski 2017-08-23
uhh, y'know.. da madtv.. uhh... my mom with the sausage peppers after my dad died but when I was a long shoreman they called me obese witherspoon... but, uh crystal meth is a good drug if ya wanna walk to st louis, uh dan falato judd apatow wit da mootzerell [wheeze] snortin heroin wit my bookie at a diner in hoboken uhh swung at a cop with an eightball of coke in 1992 uhhh y'know my good buddy norm macdonald but uhhh...
*~ Fartie Lange *
1 MaxKawalski 2017-08-23
"uhh, y'know.. at madtv.. uhh... my mom with the sausage and peppers after my dad fell off da roof but when I was a long shoreman they called me obese witherspoon... but, uh crystal meth is a good drug if ya wanna walk to st louis, uh dan falato judd apatow wit da mootzerell [wheeze] snortin heroin wit my bookie at a diner in hoboken uhh swung at a cop with an eightball of coke in 1992 uhhh y'know my good buddy norm macdonald but uhhh..."
~ Fartie Lange
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-08-23
fawkin barootal
1 emerge_from_the_mist 2017-08-23
Artie was the only guy to get fat on coke. Apparently he was "puttin' that shit on cheeseburgers!!!"
1 MaxKawalski 2017-08-23
I knew I was forgetting something... :(
1 Abarf 2017-08-23
Sprinkle in the falling asleep on Stern 120 times and you have September 2017 until Artie drops dead around Christmas-New Years.
1 GraveJ 2017-08-23
He simultaneously reminds me of both characters here:
https://youtu.be/GFX8XP2mGQw
1 Degenerate-Scum 2017-08-23
I don't understand how you can do as much heroin as he has and still continue to be overweight.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-23
What was he putting drugs on cheeseburgers or sumthin?
Hahahaha maybe he'll make that joke one day.
1 Degenerate-Scum 2017-08-23
It's so weird how some people can do as much heroin as he has and continue to be overweight. We're about the same height and I got down to 130 just from pills.
1 SpunkAlarm 2017-08-23
Lady Di looking motherfucker
1 IggysGlove 2017-08-23
You goddamn marks just up voted a wrestling reference. Fucking marks.
1 GeMigMat 2017-08-23
And needs to take him to John Sahag for some soy sauce
1 ScoliOpie 2017-08-23
You mean knives in stomachs
1 faded77087 2017-08-23
Hair turned white, like he just saw a ... bag o' coke