Opie's Scatological Obsession - Racing Stripes
8 2017-08-22 by lolercakesmcgee
His obsession isn't just limited to his own racing stripes in his underwear, which he washes out himself in the sink. He was always weirdly obsessed with underwear and if other people had "racing stripes".
Listened to the Lady Di internship (part 1) the other day and part of it involved a full review of her panties to check for stains. Opie has a long history of poop and it all ended with Roland. Lucky for us we will never have to hear from Opie again.
7 comments
1 fawwkyeah 2017-08-22
ME: POOP IS FAWWKIN FUNNY ALRIGHT? I DID THIS FROM THE AGES OF 18 TO 64 AWLRIGHT I KNOW WHAT IM FAWWWKIN DOIN
1 SwollenPeckas 2017-08-22
You just reminded me of something. Didn't Opie have some kind of story about talking to some people when he let a nugget slip out of his asshole that rolled down his pant leg and presented itself to whoever he was talking to?
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-08-22
Yes he did say that. Good memory. Something about kicking it out of his pant leg for sure.
1 revt1 2017-08-22
I bet "scat fiend" Hughes came to that.
1 dankfranklin 2017-08-22
*worsh
1 LiberalPussy 2017-08-22
Remember that he also admitted to fingering his child's asshole when it was constipated.
1 Moowon 2017-08-22
He was also oddly on board with putting some shit from a diaper on his face. He's a straight up coprophile.