Like what? I never seen it cause I aint no mary

What are ya, a Pam or summffin??

That's right Chip

I once thought about marrying a foreign hooker that gave me the clap but I snapped out of it once I realized how utterly retarded the thought was. I will admit like the beta faggot I am I gave her 200 bucks once to pay her rent because I thought she was just really sweet and I lost my virginity to her. I should be killed.

Jim is gonna fuck up and lose 30k of that chip cartoon money once his mail order bride leaves him.

It's not gay to pay the rent of a girl you're fucking. It would be stupid if you were doing that in the attempt of getting laid.

I was back in America at this point and still just casually texting with her every once and a while.

I still don't think it's stupid. This is assuming it wasn't your last $200 and she actually needed it. I'm guessing you had a good time with her and you had a connection because she was your first. I personally have never done that though

You're still a faggot for a lot of other reasons, probably

Yeah what a fag.

I agree, I'm in shock how he just out beta'd my story of wiring money to a hooker who gave me the clap and was on the other side of the earth.

You're a faggot for saying beta. I've never said it once in my life which makes me alpha

Just because it's over used doesn't mean it doesn't have some applicable situations.

You lost your virginity to a hooker? Can I ask why a hooker and not some lonely last call fat girl?

I was even more autistic then than I am now. I was 22 and at the time I had never kissed a woman or even held hands. Also I'd rather jack off than fuck a fat girl, I find them disgusting.

Fair enough. We all have our journey.

You're Thomas Daly.

I'm glad you are a fan and everything but I've told you before, you aren't good at trolling so get out of here with that weak ass bait. I ain't biting, nigga

Tell us more about your fake girlfriend, Thomas.

I've recognized his writing style on fucking anonymous forums, that's not Thomas.

What kind of a fag takes the time to recognize writing styles?

Jesus, was rape out of the question? It's cheaper, saves all the listening nonsense, too.

Well it's more in-depth than just my original post. I really was super sperg who only wanted to fuck 9's but also with the caveat that I actually liked them as a person. I was a real faggot. I eventually had a light mental breakdown, kinda like when I rage quit the sub, and I stayed in Thailand for a while.

I am so glad I don't have your existence.

I know someone who knocked up a Thai lady of the night. She used to come over a few times a year and hang out around the army barracks. They got married and she drains him of money and doesn't even live here.

How could a thai drain him of money? Isn't living dirt cheap there?

Thai people fucking love buying gold, they see it as a better thing to spend all of your money on gold and then maybe have to sell the coins back at a loss when you need cash again than to not have bought the gold in the first place.

Also Thais have a strong family unit so if you have a Thai wife and her parents get sick you are expected to help them out, but it's not like niggers or whatever, if you were in a situation and they had the money to help they do the same.

Pays for her family and the kid. Lives in expensive part of England and is blue collar. Adds up.

I hope it's a uncut Tunisian named Muhammad.

I don't get the hot America broads on that show. Makes no sense.

Jimmy is so detached from real human relationships (romantic and otherwise) that his life has become a parody of itself.

Wake up. Half ass a radio show. Go home. Browse the internet for 8 hours. Go to sleep. Rinse, repeat, and occasionally add a Chip Podcast or set at the cellar.

Once I met an Asian girl on OkCupid and we hooked up and then later she asked me for 200 bucks for "school books."

There was a pretty significant language barrier, but I'm pretty sure she was a hooker. I thought it was fine at the time because how many hookers collect the money AFTER?

That's just a user mentality, not an actual prostitute. They use whatever they have (sex / looks / etc.) available to extract money and attention from other people. Men and women both do it. They usually have a Opie-like lack of self-awareness that lets them have zero emotions about their behavior.