Reminder: Blow me FIRST! THEN jacuzzi.

78  2017-08-22 by JoeCumiasCockBreath

Mel Gibson is a hero.

38 comments

HOW DARE YOOUUUU! How FUCKING dare you.

Oksana - "I'll stay at Alicia's..."

Mel - "WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF TO THAT CUNT WHORE ALICIA'S. SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND, SHE WAS MAKING EYES AT ME, SHE WOULD'VE BLOWN ME IN 5 SECONDS."

I love Mel Gibson

And we all know he's "not loying" which makes it so much more outstanding.

That is seriously a good insult to a girl though. Girls would end friendships over that

SHE WAS MAKING FUCK ME EYES AT ME*

Oksana - "I'm not the bitch and I'm not the cunt, I'm not the whore..."

Mel - "ARE SO!"

They're fakers baby

You glum cunt!

AND I WILL!!

'I'll Burn the Goddamn House Down, But Blow Me First"

Mel deserves to be blown first

I'm letting you fly now cunt! Fly away!

WHAT!!!?

I'll put you in the fucking Rose garden cunt. I'm capable of it.

BITCH CUNT WHORE GOLDDIGGER

15 comments in and no "raped by a pack of niggers" quote?....

The subs gone soft.

It's my go-to quote

Whata great man

I'm a big fan of the his arrest quotes. "What do you think ur looking at sugar tits?"

Is it my imagination, or did Chevy Chase do the Law and Order episode about this?

He did.

What!?

Oksana - "I'll call the police"

Mel - "YOOoooouu fucking cunt!"

my personal favorite

Why is Terri Schiavo on the fucking phone!?

STOP BEING THAT

FUCK IT!

You're in MY house, honey.

A HOO hoo HOOhoo!!

In a lifetime of legendary anti-Semitism, this is a standout moment for Melvin.

What a guy.

What kind of savages are Russians that they raise women who don't automatically know this basic etiquette?

AND I WILL!

Fly Away!!

He's saying what we're all THINKING and also saying.

the best part is when he lets out a pure animalistic rage scream

MEL GIBSON RULES

Vikings

YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKING SMIIIILLLEEE AND BLLLOOOWWW MMEEEE!!!

Mel roolz.