I just want to move to some place in the mountains and make artisan cheeses.

5  2017-08-22 by TinKnockinMoroccan

I don't know why but it feels like my life's calling. I could live in a little shack amidst the beauty of nature and make delicious cheese all day, every day. Is that gay?

14 comments

1  BarryMcCaulkener 2017-08-22

Yes.

1  CasinoIndian 2017-08-22

Sharing it with others is what makes it gay.

1  opestersmammarydrip 2017-08-22

what kind if cheese will you be making. hard cheese, soft cheese or cock cheese?

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-08-22

I'm pretty sure you just want to fuck goats and the cheese is a front.

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-08-22

uh...

1  sherrodbigs 2017-08-22

still less gay than being a Proud Boy

1  GullibleGilbert 2017-08-22

Uhuru!

1  JohnQNo1 2017-08-22

How are you going to pay for your hormone replacement therapy then?

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-08-22

It will be really expensive cheese and I'll live in a cheap house. I have it all planned out.

1  GullibleGilbert 2017-08-22

You know u'll need cows for the cheese?

1  Jungies 2017-08-22

Or a washed-up radio host.

1  Yaseetheo 2017-08-22

Make smoked cheese and get fawkin zooted!

1  Billyassman 2017-08-22

UNI BOMER

1  Zombied77 2017-08-22

Fuck the mountains you need a nice big lake and some vineyards to go with the cheese.