Your mom's a fat drug addict.

You made me loff

I sprinkled meth on a McDonalds cheeseburger once on Christmas Eve. It was OK. 7/10

I call bullshit. When I'm on meth - I don't eat for days while furiously fapping to questionable porn.

I'm pretty sure I actually changed the shape of my dick by jacking off for an incredibly long time on meth when I was younger.

The head of mine gets all puffy after about 3 hours.

That'll happen. Power through. When you finally jizz, you barely feel it at all and there's little to no cleanup. So worth it.

I wasn't on meth when I ate it, I was on meth after I ate it.

You had money for meth and McDonald's? I'm not buying it.

You know he may have said that once or twice in the past

I've thought about this-both coke and H severely reduce appetite -we can only assume if artie quit drugs he would be walter hudson-esque