Hey what's up Opie, hey i just want to ask jim norton something real quick, what did you do with the $60,000 you stole from the fans for that shitty chip chipperson cartoon?
That would be nice, but this fat-titted imbecile would end up spending forty minutes looking up noose-tying videos on YouTube (on air if possible) and then get distracted by a video on fishing line tying techniques
Someone mentioned Jackie the Jokeman doing a show with Opie and the more I think about it, the more I think it might actually be a good show. 2 miserable old men who can't take any responsibility for their own actions and have to pretend everything is a joke to make it go away. It would be awkward, dark, and probably pretty funny.
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1 vichenleyssister 2017-08-22
still funnier than the cuban or the meat salesman
1 knitro 2017-08-22
simple, yet effective, brothaman.
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-08-22
His last words will be, Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! God. You're on the air...
(Jumps off stool)
(Ceiling joist creeks)
(Silence)
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-08-22
He will curse the HATERRRRSSS with his last breath.
1 Suibu 2017-08-22
Hey what's up Opie, hey i just want to ask jim norton something real quick, what did you do with the $60,000 you stole from the fans for that shitty chip chipperson cartoon?
1 ThaChippa 2017-08-22
Which is the pink and which is the stink?
1 Suibu 2017-08-22
If it smells like fish it's a dish, my son. If it's brown, go to town.
1 MaxKawalski 2017-08-22
Damn!
1 packitchofsositch 2017-08-22
I got the purgatory! I got the purgatory!
1 Sock-Cucka 2017-08-22
That would be nice, but this fat-titted imbecile would end up spending forty minutes looking up noose-tying videos on YouTube (on air if possible) and then get distracted by a video on fishing line tying techniques
1 Opesterino 2017-08-22
As long as he avoid the knotting videos he should be good.
1 KuukerinNelli 2017-08-22
How fucking great would it be for this sub and people around him if a video would pop up of him taking it up the ass by a dog with a huge peckah.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-08-22
As long as it ended as a snuff film with only the dog walking away.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-08-22
How about R. Budd Dwyer and a shotgun with a toe attachment. These are still relevant jokes in 2017, right? Amy, you've got my back? Amy?
1 skynet907 2017-08-22
I giggled.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-08-22
little on the nose don't you think?
1 Dagidugidai 2017-08-22
Someone mentioned Jackie the Jokeman doing a show with Opie and the more I think about it, the more I think it might actually be a good show. 2 miserable old men who can't take any responsibility for their own actions and have to pretend everything is a joke to make it go away. It would be awkward, dark, and probably pretty funny.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-22
Two awful nicknames duking it out
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-08-22
I was hoping for the Opie, Bathtub and Toaster Show.
1 ASUSPC 2017-08-22
Perfect thread.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-08-22
More of a hanger-on than a ca-host
hahahahaha
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-08-22
Great use of a 'Collin laugh'
1 killtheumpire 2017-08-22
Wouldn't it be something if opie died before fez
1 SierraNovember2 2017-08-22
'SPUDS BUCKLEY' was here
1 68rouge 2017-08-22
"I'm scared and I don't want to be here anymore"
TITS WAS HERE
1 KnickedUp 2017-08-22
We all know its gonna be Sherrod with Carl as special guest. Not sure why Opie feels like this is a secret.
1 UnlimitedMetroCard 2017-08-22
Ropie and Anthony, the duo we never knew we always wanted