Yes

As soon as it was over, I started to notice how good my friend's ass looked in khakis.

LiteralFaggott

Tssss what about FigurativeFaggott or sumptin

People started hustling out of my workplace en masse all of a sudden and i started getting excited thinking someone brought a gun in

it was just that faggot moon

It was cloudy as a mug so yes.

i didnt know there was an eclipse, i only found out through this sub. as usual my

I woke up early then got morning drunk and passed out for the whole thing even though I was 20 minutes from the path of totality.

I used the little brown circle inside a floppy disk as my eye protection. I don't think it worked.

Do people still use floppy disks or are you just into shamefully weird pornography?

Serious answer - I have connections to the computer science department, and was told it works. Funny answer - I got tired of playing Custer's Revenge

No. I took one of my employees welding helmet and had a gander. It was boring so I went back inside and yelled at him for not finishing his project.

I hope that lazy asshole gets fired.

It couldn't be nay more dangerous than looking at Opie's teeth for 2 minutes.

I'm blind