thats actually a good sign, it would be even better if he did not show up. Artie is just horribly unfunny. He's been that way since the suicide attemps.
yeah, DiPaolo thinks he knows everything. Still can't stand the new and improved, nasal, fast talking, always telling the same stupid stories, doing his stupid act during radio appearances, artie lange.
yeah Artie is no pussy, I'll give him that much. He basically tried to off himself like a Japanese general who lost a battle. Velly honolaber, Altie Range.
super-producer keith scheduled the "big announcement show" for the same time artie had a TV shoot scheduled? well, actually, after seeing the production of today's show, i do believe keith is that bad at his job.
I'm going to stop beating around the sugarbush, get down to brass tacks, and just say what we're all thinking: the opportunity to work with Anthony is the EXACT tonic Dr. Sobriety would prescribe to keep Artie on the straight, clean, and narrow.
yeah, DiPaolo thinks he knows everything. Still can't stand the new and improved, nasal, fast talking, always telling the same stupid stories, doing his stupid act during radio appearances, artie lange.
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1 Jicha 2017-08-21
Hey Gar
1 thatRookie 2017-08-21
The air conditioner strikes again.
1 Frequent2001 2017-08-21
thats actually a good sign, it would be even better if he did not show up. Artie is just horribly unfunny. He's been that way since the suicide attemps.
1 Yankeesareyourbetter 2017-08-21
I'd still prefer half dead Artie over a 2 hour race tirade by a high school dropout who believes he's a thinker. At least Artie knows he's a retard.
1 Frequent2001 2017-08-21
yeah, DiPaolo thinks he knows everything. Still can't stand the new and improved, nasal, fast talking, always telling the same stupid stories, doing his stupid act during radio appearances, artie lange.
1 JMueller2012 2017-08-21
Hey! I know that Anthony's retarded too
1 Pongkong 2017-08-21
Artie or sam roberts for cohost what would you pick
Its too bad we cant have ant and jim... yimmy is too scared he wouldnt be able to pull people to his comedy shows without sxms audience.
1 packitchofsositch 2017-08-21
Sam and Jim is still infinity times better than Opie and Jim.
Artie and Ant is still infinity times better than Ant and his thoughts.
But yeah Ant & Jim is the obvious best case scenario.
Ol' Oscar Optimism over here.
1 KnickedUp 2017-08-21
0 = 0. You cant be infinity times better than anything when you are both nill.
1 packitchofsositch 2017-08-21
1 KnickedUp 2017-08-21
Give him credit..he does repeat the same 4 stories very well.
1 dugoutdougradio 2017-08-21
Might need a well-being check at his apt
1 PassProtect15 2017-08-21
Could you imagine if that's the case?
It's also possible that these morons are actually waiting on Rich and Bob Kelly to roll him out from the "green room".
1 faded77087 2017-08-21
Couple of jealous fucks. That's what they are
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-21
He couldn't relate this science talk to tell the story of the time he gave 50 Cent the creeps so he's hanging in the back.
1 dmix 2017-08-21
I'm more disappointed that Bobby and Rich Vos aren't coming because they are "taping shows".
1 turdthief2 2017-08-21
Time flies when you're chugging bleach and stabbing yourself.
1 dmix 2017-08-21
Holy shit, that's how he did it?
You got to give him credit, he had some balls. Or was on some good drugs.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-08-21
yeah Artie is no pussy, I'll give him that much. He basically tried to off himself like a Japanese general who lost a battle. Velly honolaber, Altie Range.
1 clay-davis 2017-08-21
ROFR
1 SirWallaceII 2017-08-21
the guy has done mountains of coke and heroin stab himself and drink bleach. he's fine.
I'm worried everytime i eat a carb.
1 kingship75 2017-08-21
Howard?
1 Pongkong 2017-08-21
He was filming something
1 LamarThePotato 2017-08-21
That's too good of a card to be used on the first late show.
1 BumbiBestie 2017-08-21
super-producer keith scheduled the "big announcement show" for the same time artie had a TV shoot scheduled? well, actually, after seeing the production of today's show, i do believe keith is that bad at his job.
1 RBuddCumia 2017-08-21
YA KIDDIN
1 joomommyhappy 2017-08-21
I'm going to stop beating around the sugarbush, get down to brass tacks, and just say what we're all thinking: the opportunity to work with Anthony is the EXACT tonic Dr. Sobriety would prescribe to keep Artie on the straight, clean, and narrow.
1 Blink-Blink 2017-08-21
Two drunks don't make a right.
1 rebldomakr99 2017-08-21
too bad one of them isn't a woman so they could just fuck and get it over with
1 GiygasFetus 2017-08-21
Two wops don't make a white.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-08-21
no, but they do make a left into school children crossing the street
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-08-21
DId we expect anything else? Artie is not know for his professional attitude or his punctual nature.
1 Thepatsrcheaters 2017-08-21
This is the Tommy Wisso method. Genius
1 KnickedUp 2017-08-21
Getting Artie now is like the Knicks signing John Starks to a 2 year contract at age 48.
1 late_50s_why 2017-08-21
Very great reference who's that Patrick nigger again
1 Frequent2001 2017-08-21
yeah, DiPaolo thinks he knows everything. Still can't stand the new and improved, nasal, fast talking, always telling the same stupid stories, doing his stupid act during radio appearances, artie lange.
1 thatRookie 2017-08-21
The air conditioner strikes again.
1 JMueller2012 2017-08-21
Hey! I know that Anthony's retarded too
1 KnickedUp 2017-08-21
0 = 0. You cant be infinity times better than anything when you are both nill.
1 kingship75 2017-08-21
Howard?