r/opieandanthony: "Only faggots care about a Solar Eclipse"

1 DaveNone 2017-08-21

He was so eloquent and well spoken.

1 racemic_mixture 2017-08-21

If you aren't in the path of totality then go fuck yourself you penumbra faggot.

1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-08-21

he didnt fawkin say dat

1 OpieHasTits 2017-08-21

You can read that in Chip or Opies voice.

1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-08-21

Now that I think about it, he did use 'fawkin' unironically pretty often

See how I used the past tense? His matronly bosoms are unemployed.

1 Pusigineht123 2017-08-21

Einstein was a fag and I'm glad he's dead and that the only thing 99% of people remember about him is the photo of his tongue sticking out. I'd piss on his grave if I knew where it was.

1 UhLookHereMan 2017-08-21

We're about respect here, fellow

1 senselessdegenerate 2017-08-21

Agreed. Einstein was a great physicist.

1 theviceroy37 2017-08-21

Edgy.

1 sexylarrytate 2017-08-21

Earth gets between us and the sun for several hours every night, so big shit. You wont see me standing on top of the building wearing stupid glasses with my mouth agape. I'll be on my office having a martini enjoying the silence.

1 BergStonewall 2017-08-21

Office? Where do you work, big shot?

1 sexylarrytate 2017-08-21

You dont have to be a big shot to have an office.

1 BergStonewall 2017-08-21

sniff

1 senselessdegenerate 2017-08-21

Where do you live, I'll rent you an office

1 TangerineReam 2017-08-21

I haven't drank in an office for YEARS.

1 1475315963 2017-08-21

You got an office on Mars?

1 Nah_Ming 2017-08-21

He also fucked his cousin.

1 TossyMcSalad 2017-08-21

Not everybody can fuck his niece like Hitler, but it's still an respectable achievement!

1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-08-21

If you fuck a chick until she kills herself you basically fucked her to death, which is pretty badass.

1 TossyMcSalad 2017-08-21

It's an unpopular opinion, but that dude definitely did some badass things in his life.

1 BMoneyCPA 2017-08-21

He killed Hitler! Seems like an okay guy.

1 TossyMcSalad 2017-08-21

Only Hitler was badass enough to kill Hitler, as you say it. Impossible to disagree.

1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-21

And he only had one ball.

1 UhLookHereMan 2017-08-21

It's ok to fuck your cousin if she's hot

1 i_saw_nothing 2017-08-21

What about your niece?

Asking for the good of the sub.

1 UhLookHereMan 2017-08-21

I say go for it

1 sickfuckinpuppies 2017-08-21

If he's fucking your niece, I demand a go too

1 BergStonewall 2017-08-21

It's why I do it. And for her Oxycontin prescription.

1 ApeNia 2017-08-21

Kikes are the most inbred "people" on earth.

1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-08-21

Well, if it makes you smarter and super successful...

1 rahtin 2017-08-21

Exactly. What do you want, a Rottweiler or some fucking dumb mutt?

1 TossyMcSalad 2017-08-21

''If a solar eclipse has a life-changing effect on you, than you are a pederast who doesn't deserve his life anyway.'' - Nelson Mandela

1 TossyMcSalad 2017-08-21

''If you are keen to watch a solar eclipse, you will also, with great joy, watch a child getting molested'' - Nelson Mandela

1 TossyMcSalad 2017-08-21

''If you are keen to watch a solar eclipse, you will also, with great joy, watch a child getting molested.'' - Nelson Mandela (RIP)

1 Konstrukt1 2017-08-21

"The majestic beauty of the solar corona radiating from a solar eclipse is comparable only to that of a burning tire around one of my enemies' necks."

1 Billyassman 2017-08-21

Kid fucking jew.Adolf Hitler.

1 mayomayomayomayomayo 2017-08-21

What

1 senselessdegenerate 2017-08-21

Kid fucking jew.Adolf Hitler

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-08-21

"ITS ALL FAWKIN RELATIVE OUT DAT MUGG"

1 helobious1 2017-08-21

The solar eclipse is like a river...

1 iSOBigD 2017-08-21

I got a nice 600mm lens collecting dust here because I'm at work. :/