He had his pee-pee hole fixed because piss would build up and his skin would blow up like a balloon. Also, he was given human growth hormones because...well, look at him at 21.
She really has some weird molestation issues or something. Nobody would even go on a second date with a cheap, broke, short, frail, skinny fat, jewfroed, chicken nugget wrestling faggot who is still babied by his mommy.
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1 Ironhawk05 2017-08-21
thats brutal...time to suck start that 9mm Sammy
1 dmix 2017-08-21
dat hairline in the last one. So this is what those WWE fans were so appalled by on Twitter...
1 Ironhawk05 2017-08-21
Right, no way they were appalled by his profound broadcasting skills.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-08-21
Time has not been kind to Mrs. Roberts.
1 dmix 2017-08-21
He never looked good though. It's mostly been different degrees of bad over time.
1 Robert-T-Pooner 2017-08-21
Going forward or backwards.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-08-21
Time is a flat circle.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-08-21
Pizza-Face Sam straightened his hair... That's not a very masculine thing to do.
1 dmix 2017-08-21
He was dating a black so he got a perm.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-21
Closest he got to normal though.
1 Degenerate-Scum 2017-08-21
Does that queeb wear colored contacts? His eyes are brown in the older photos and blue in the newer ones.
1 oskimon 2017-08-21
Top right isn't actually him
1 Degenerate-Scum 2017-08-21
I would've thought top left. That child appears to be white.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-08-21
His eyes are utterly joyless now.
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-08-21
He doesn't deserve any joy
1 lifeobenreilly 2017-08-21
Tyson Chicken Products and the unnatural flavorings of Squirt soda are to blame.
And genetics. Mainly genetics.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-21
Jesus Christ.
1 ricswrangler 2017-08-21
Fuck, I missed it. Thanks for pointing this out. Dick.
1 CaptainHowdy77 2017-08-21
He looks good in the third picture.
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-08-21
Go touch his dick
1 CaptainHowdy77 2017-08-21
Can I?
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-08-21
If you can find that sad little fella
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-08-21
You're gay and there's nothing wrong with that, Travis. We'll always love you no matter what.
1 LarryKleist711 2017-08-21
Why don't you marry him?
1 SlimWiggins 2017-08-21
Dead serious.. is that really Sam at age 21??
1 ricswrangler 2017-08-21
21 and 3 months
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-08-21
The growth hormones even turned his eye color blue...
1 ricswrangler 2017-08-21
1 OnlinePolice 2017-08-21
Truly an abhorrent transformation
1 _Character_Assassin_ 2017-08-21
Is this real?
1 ricswrangler 2017-08-21
He had his pee-pee hole fixed because piss would build up and his skin would blow up like a balloon. Also, he was given human growth hormones because...well, look at him at 21.
1 Kurt_Love 2017-08-21
He was on that nickelodeon show pre high at like age 15 and looked identical to that boy scout pic. He was probably 4 ft tall.
1 crookedmile 2017-08-21
Garbage Pail Kid.
1 DrownyMcKilalistener 2017-08-21
Surgery is preformed? Tee hee!
1 LiberalPussy 2017-08-21
You're never to blame~
1 ItsScorchhhh 2017-08-21
That top right picture goes beyond any insult I can give, I'm retiring from this sub.... like how Sam hopefully will from radio
1 panasonictooth 2017-08-21
I thought it was an ugly wayward mulatto girl that nobody could possibly love. Kinda wasn't wrong.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-08-21
I am simply not there
1 dmix 2017-08-21
One of the worst pictures of Sam is the top right in the subreddits header pic.
He looks like a Neanderthal. But I read somewhere that black people don't have Neanderthal genes like white people do so he's just a freak.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-08-21
His mother is rumored to be a racemixer.
1 Dick_Kickass 2017-08-21
I'm 99% sure Sam was a virgin until he met his wife.
1 theDiReW0lf 2017-08-21
100% sure he still is.
1 aegrotatio 2017-08-21
/r/fiveheads
1 ustinkonice 2017-08-21
I blame the chicken nugget diet tbh
1 Anarox 2017-08-21
I... I don't know what I'm looking at
1 F_F_III 2017-08-21
What the fuck is wrong with his wife? That's the real question. Those genes should have never been allowed to be passed on.
1 Kurt_Love 2017-08-21
She really has some weird molestation issues or something. Nobody would even go on a second date with a cheap, broke, short, frail, skinny fat, jewfroed, chicken nugget wrestling faggot who is still babied by his mommy.
1 DryTeeth 2017-08-21
"Penis surgery is preformed..."
Dunce.
1 Chippah69 2017-08-21
Haha
1 semihat 2017-08-21
In the last photo it looks like this guy needs an integrity transplant ... sniff
1 theDiReW0lf 2017-08-21
100% sure he still is.