I honestly hate Sam more than Opie. Started J&S. Only made it 1 minute until Sam cut off Jim to say "ewww." Fuck you, Sam -you little turd.

25  2017-08-21 by [deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAbPQo9NTdI

I know it's meant to be ironically funny. I'm so sick of not being funny ironically.

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Now that the honeymoon is over... I admit it, he's worse than Opie.

He is literally the opposite of Opie. Opie's insecurity was a blessing. He was constantly second guessing everything. Sam has no shame about mercilessly milking something as stop as the "ewww" bit to fucking death.

Sam is very delusional and believes that he is intelligent, funny, insightful and entertaining. Sam's mommy and Travis Teft are responsible for continuously reinforcing Sam's delusions.

You deleted your account over that? Travis??

Travis has a big dick. You'd best not cross him.

Opie delivered the Gregshells and Larry King moments. Sam has brought nothing.

Opie knew you'd come around

Opie also built the show, even if he wasn't typically funny on it.

Sam, well...

Agree..Opie did something...Sam on the otherhand just kind of weaseled his way to a spot...with zero talent.

Opie delivered the Gregshells and Larry King moments. Sam has brought nothing.

You should go to Opies beach and drown yourself you tool.

im driving there right now

To an Autovechicle murder of Opie we hope

Sam will mention skateboarding and you'll all start riding his dick because he subtly mentioned Bam.

You know who wholeheartedly agrees with you? WWE fans on twitter. His dream audience hates him, and it couldn't be funnier.

haha thats awesome .. I have to seek this out

Sam is at his absolute worst today-- the dumb cunt read two Wikipedia pages and now thinks he's Jerry Lewis' biographer and an eclipse expert.

The worthless Mongrel is dominating every discussion, trampling over every comment Jim makes and generally being the least entertaining person on the planet.

Now, now. Yes, I too am subjectively finding him progressively more and more contemptible, but Sam has yet to descend to abysmal, cthonic level of audio perdition that Opie once lorded over.

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Sounds like someone with a lisp naming his favorite drive-in burger joint.

was 'subjectively' necessary? you implied that with 'i too' you wordy asshole

Do you need a hug, sweetie?

no, hugs make me uncomfortable

How about a blowjob?

i have a rough time keeping a hardon but you can try if youd like, i must warn you though its an unclipped unwashed nightmare.

Good lord, are you guys every happy with anyone? I can't imagine how perfect you are.

thank you

That sure was nice of that man to say that.

I just came up with a great idea for torturing Sam.

Kidnap him and feed him the blandest possible food that will keep him alive. Water and nutrient pellets or something. And when he begs you for "real food" you can say "oh so now you're an adventurous eater?"

And then rape him.

I think that goes too far. He is torturing himself every day by trying to avoid mirrors and reflective surfaces.

Sam has become a complacent hack who has given up on trying by his early 30s. He has no interest in making a show that could appeal to anyone with interest beyond those who align with his autistic obsessions (all the while WWE fans hate him.)

At least at that age Opie was still trying to make good radio that could attract anaudience, even if it was hack and piggybacking on Anthony's greater talent. The fact Sam puts forward less effort than a guy like Ronnie B who is just coasting to retirement is disgusting.

Dear Head Jew of Sirius.Cancel that Shit show.Actually cancel the whole channel.

Sam will get much more comfortable with Jim once they get their Manhattan studio.

I was listening to the one with Pete Correale the other day, talking about all his crazy outdoorsy/camping stories. Sam has to chime in with "I would never do that" and how he would never go out in the cold or do anything like that, because he can just control the temperature in his house.

Im thinking "thats why you're a boring person and terrible talk show radio host." He has zero interests in life aside from watching fucking wrestling, and has so little life experience to draw from or talk about. The guy has done nothing but sit in his house his whole life, aside from working in radio.

i agree with you.

I hate sam more than opie too.

told you so

I hate Opie for ruining great bits with great people, Sam ruins nothing with zilches

I disagree, opie is still the worst