How exactly was that a "savage burn" like the stupid cunts in the comments are saying? She just proved him right.

Daaaam that's a savage burn! If those commenters read that they'd be following Jerry!

I was going to say, "No better way to pay respects to a dead man than to prove him right in memoriam."

Have a signed photo, sport.

AWWWWWWW

NO YOU DID ENT

Without reading your comment, that's what I tweeted back to that no one. Burn!

THIS IS WHY UR MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN XD

The only savage burn she's ever had was when she grabbed the pot on the stove without oven mitts on her hands.

domestic yuma

Because he's dead, and he can't be bothered to reply.

she pissed and shit on jimmys chest. he sniffed her asshole. he sucked and came on her size 12s. jimmy thoroughly defiled this cunt.

And the whole time she didn't want anyone to know she was with him at all.

Nice girlfriend. ❤️

I bet she has a meaty cootah

Eventually her slightly darker hued husband Jordan Peele will start to think about her ex boyfriends and get to Jimmy and he'll recall all the stories they tell about him at the comedy clubs and he'll realize he's dating a woman that fucked a man that used to eat the asses of peep show girls and tranny prostitutes.

Divorce will follow soon after.

Think about that. Jordan Peele is on top of the world for right now, hit movie, had a hit TV show, he's probably being called by top people in Hollywood, meeting sports stars and politicians.........and he is married to Jim Norton's sloppy seconds.

As it should be. Jordan Peele mist submit to amnd worship Jimmy Norton's BWC.

WHO?

i don't think so. Jordan Peele is a closeted homo, that kid probably isn't even his.

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Kurt Russell really does seem cool as fuck.

I think we can all agree that Kurt Russell is cool. The nigga was in Overboard.

Solid movie. That's where I got the idea to kidnap rich whores.

Flew his son from LA to Phoenix so the kid could visit his girlfriend and was the only pilot to report to the tower that he observed the "Phoenix lights."

He thought nothing of it, dropped the kid off and flew back to LA to ride Goldie's ass.

Can anyone in history claim to have a dad more badass than Snake?

Snake Plissken? I heard he was dead.

that whole family is awesome.

Captain Ron is gospel.

DWEETUP BOPPA DWEETUP

Amen Brother!

Its no Escape From New York.

That movie's no Captian Ron.

Captain Ron is no Big Trouble in Little China.

Big Trouble in Little China is no The Thing

The Thing is no how Walt Disney died and his last words were "Kurt Russell"

I have no idea what you just said, Sonny.

Wait.....Wait......

"Rosebud"

He also called Chris Pratt "an enormous ass" to work with in Guardians of the Galaxy, who has no long-term future in Hollywood. He's aces in my book.

Holy shit that's a solid head of hair.

you realize that he was joking?

I'm choosing to believe he's not, because Chris Pratt fuckin bugs me.

You don't think he's a charming, funny, and affable movie star???

kurt russells seed should be used to repopulate the us after the nukes

The man was in Big Trouble in Little China, cool doesnt begin to describe it.

Jeff Bridges too?

I think Lebowski is a tad overrated but Jeff Bridges seems like a solid guy.

Just a guinea comic jealous of a jew comic....nothing new here

She's half a J, look at her schnoz

I only want to see her taking cumshots on that big nose.

its always a kike too. I hope every ww2 veteran realizes they are directly responsible for trannies and faggots and niggers in charge of everything now.

I just let my 91 year old grandfather know this on his deathbed. Just to dispel the myth that America won WWII. No dummy. The Commies/Brits won WWII. You just helped them.

No. The Commies won WWII. The presence of the Americans was why they stopped at Berlin. If not for that, the Russians could've taken the rest of continental Europe as well. Had the Brits been on the continent, they would have run away like the bitches they were at Dunkirk.

Did you read what I wrote dipshit? It's right there 4th sentence.

american armor british intelligence and russian blood right fellas? kiss and make up

isnt Peretti italian

What a weird self absorbed thing to say.

I'm happy Norton dropped this bitch like a fake alcohol disorder.

Implying he left her? Isn't he still desperately in love with her ?

Lil' Jimmy did. Sat on her face and got a good "prostate milking".

Mudshark.

It's funny how women always talk about how they don't need validation from men but then get this triggered over an opinion by ONE man.

Just more passive aggressive shit from women after a guy is dead. When it's nice and safe to say.

It's like they always say 'SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD'

Her twitter bio starts with "One of the greats"

I watch that shitty cop show Brooklyn 99 with my wife because we can't watch anything good while the kids are awake. Ron Bennignton said the most funny part of that show is this bitch. And I thought Fez was the crazy one.

Ron has cholesterol in his brain

Jesus dude. I don't want my kids to grow up and become cocksuckers.

I don't want to have to Oswalt them in their sleep.

she got me blocked from twitter-i said "you just proved his point twat" i had to do all this crap to get back in,then delete the tweet. then i just deactivated my account. fuck her and communist twitter. lol

ps the zero respect i had for yimmy just went to -100 for dating this manhands

No thanks.

Boy she sure showed him wrong

It's funny how whenever a white celebrity dies these faggot liberals will trash them. But when a black celebrity dies, like a gangster rapper who said countless fucked up things. They will worship him. Like Prodigy from Mobb Deep just died. And all the liberals fell over backwards to worship him. But Hip Hop was the most misogynistic art form to ever exist. They never go over the lyrics of rappers and try to find something he said to try to get him in trouble. They are so full of shit, and don't believe anything they say. They are just looking for attention.

Usually when people have to constantly try to defend themselves against near universal claims, they're DEFINITELY never true. Because that's how life works.

Why are so many comedians today so sensitive and angry and (can I really be saying this) humorless? Can I just have the comedy that's funny? Maybe create a new word or subgenre or something? Something to let people know- this isn't the kind of comedy that's angry and edgy and dangerous, this is the kind that's funny.

"Even though you said something that has been proven to be true over the past century of American comedy, rest in peeeeeeeaaacccccceeeeee"

She's half a J, look at her schnoz