ME: I've been doing this fawkin' real estate thing since I was 18, okay? I absolutely know what I'm doing, purriod.

25  2017-08-20 by SherrodsTwitterArmy

18 comments

ME: " I put a couple bucks into it.'

I was wrong. Nice house.

In our defense, his teeth are atrocious.

His tits are atrocious.

In summation, Opie's basically a British milkmaid

Stop trying to ruin the hate.

Why is modern architectures answer for everything to just add a shit ton of giant windows? And you can't possibly have a new home without 17 different levels of roofs.

Because we got to a time in history where we can spend more on making things look nicer both inside and out.

just because you can notice something doesnt mean you have to shoehorn in hatred.

Just noticed as well. What the fuck are those things next to the house on the right? They look like trees from a PS2 metal gear solid game.

PS2? More like PS1! LOL

Now I'm picturing Opie with a snake scar between his tits. Thanks for ruining my favorite PS2 game, brothaman.

From what I can tell google maps uses some kind of interpolation method to stitch together 2d photos to give the impression of a 3d image, and the shortcomings of the effect is most noticeable on foliage.

he turned it into a two family home so he can rent it out. He knew he was going to get fired years ago. Beautiful property if you like concrete and sand.

I have never seen a house on 1/75th of an acre before.

Doesn't matter. Lynsi will get it anyway.

That mug must be lonely as a muh fucka.

I said before it was in desperate need of a remodel and that Opie would leave that up to Lynsi to do since he's too lazy. I don't think he's going to hold on hold on (get it?) to this place for long. My guess is that after the refurnishing and remodeling is complete, he'll flip it before he's 60.

The picture under this on you imgur is weird af bro