Yeah and this isn't a bullshit story either-- I'll share it here since I can take a jab in the ribs.

So the dream starts with me in the movie theaters and Opie is the on screen, the theater is packed. What appears to be on the screen is like an O&A version of Private Parts, except Anthony isn't in it. So it's just an Opie movie. The scene features Opie, who appears as a 50-something year old man, in a college classroom with a broadcasting professor giving a lecture. Opie has a 'cool kid' posture like something you would see Fonzy do. He raises his hand and says something like, "Why don't you people talk like normal people? People coming to work in the morning just want to hear guys talk like guys. Sometimes I like to say fawwk" The class erupted in laughter and the Professor looked incredibly nervous, with his assistant approaching him and whispering in his ear like an, "oh shit, this guy got us good" reaction.

I remember feeling douche chills.

This was real, and this was horrible.