So I was at the WWE event last night, sitting in the section right beside the preshow desk. Everyone in the section was commenting on how Sam needs to shave his head.
The type of person that doesn't get a callback on a Dr. Seuss movie. Seems counterintuitive seeing as he wouldn't need to be added to the make up budget
They should have just cast this Klingon headed receding afro ass Negro for the IT movie reboot. This hunk of shit terrifies me far more than any perverted, sick, degenerate clown including the king himself, John Wayne Gacy. This frightening clown footed hack will eat children, shit them out onto a plate and then penetrate the fecal matter feces mess for good measure and then walk the halls of Sirius with his Bobo lookin ass gross-abuse-of-a-corpse dick out dripping with necro digested child gore whispering through the vents "the last professional broadcaster."
54 comments
1 NumeroOtto 2017-08-20
in this political climate?
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-08-20
Poor Sam has to live life as either an ashkenazi or just a plain old nazi
1 FlashVirus 2017-08-20
Kinda digging the new look brotherman
1 Mu_Scevich 2017-08-20
Oddly mesmerizing.
1 That_Fat_Nagel_kid 2017-08-20
Sam morphed into Billy Corgan
1 edfromla 2017-08-20
Why does his chin get more defined as he becomes balder?
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-20
Like when you shave your pubes and you get 5 more inches on your dick, you know?
1 dumbshowreference 2017-08-20
Seriously?! Be right back....
1 Nulltor 2017-08-20
Why would I need a 15 inch dick?
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-20
Spelled 6" wrong
1 Destination_Jeffrey 2017-08-20
Tsssss yeah? YOU did!
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-20
I even downvoted myself.
1 Nulltor 2017-08-20
I originally wrote out the 6 inch joke and then decided it was too obvious.
1 Schrodingers_Moose 2017-08-20
Good one chip
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-20
You can shave your head and beard, but not face and chin fat. Sorry, OP. Sick GIF tho.
1 tremendousaurus 2017-08-20
But shaving his head wouldn't make his jaw more square and get rid of the bulging alien veins in his forehead
1 obamabeblacknshiet 2017-08-20
This freak of nature could potentially look good if he shaved off the pubes on his head and quit his addiction with chicken nuggets.
1 DumbleMeHarry 2017-08-20
lol only sam would get a chiseled jaw by shaving his hair off
1 Nulltor 2017-08-20
I don't understand why you juxtaposed a picture of a lab experiment with a Calvin Klein model.
1 LarryNozowitz 2017-08-20
the cuff on his jeans screams I like cum
1 linkmyboy 2017-08-20
It doesn't look terrible!
1 aleclolz 2017-08-20
Jesus, then soon hes going to host Hot Ones
1 Skip4play 2017-08-20
He cant hold a candle to Chris Evans.
1 phantasm3 2017-08-20
*sean
1 Skip4play 2017-08-20
Wrong day to stop sniffing glue
1 Peckas1 2017-08-20
Roberts 3:16
1 FuegoFerdinand 2017-08-20
Jim and Sam would look like a pair of testicles.
1 LCFlowers 2017-08-20
How would that be any different?
1 TheGreatBugsby 2017-08-20
at least there'd be a pair between 'em
1 paulallens 2017-08-20
Until I see an exit wound in the back of his head, I see no improvement.
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2017-08-20
Bless you. One of the very few here with a direct line of sight.
1 Chippah69 2017-08-20
I didn't know shaving your head made you thinner. Bobby must be doing something wrong but then again when doesn't he.
1 WizardEric 2017-08-20
He's starting to get a little pudgy. Jess needs to make his ass work out.
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-08-20
It actually looks better
1 Astronaut-Bread 2017-08-20
http://i.imgur.com/qPmg6C5.jpg
1 quasi100 2017-08-20
no way that mongoloid has a human shaped skull under there
1 jackassinjapan 2017-08-20
Head like a fucking orange. He looks like a bald, mank twat.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-08-20
OP wants to sucks Sams dick
1 Skunk_Buddy 2017-08-20
He is wearing so many different colors. It looks like a 4 year old got to dress their self for the first time.
1 blackirishlad 2017-08-20
that's how he's lived his life so far, why change now?
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-08-20
I would've done this long ago. Sam's head shape is classically Caucasian. His hair is negroid. He'll actual look white if he does this.
1 iSOBigD 2017-08-20
It really makes his forehead seem smaller, I think it's a good idea.
1 dwc151 2017-08-20
So I was at the WWE event last night, sitting in the section right beside the preshow desk. Everyone in the section was commenting on how Sam needs to shave his head.
Sam is great, but that hair needs to go.
1 GuineaJay 2017-08-20
So would he be a low rent Joe Rogan or a Down syndrome Lex Luther?
1 dakkar1 2017-08-20
that faggot had that jacket made! what a fucking twink
1 Lokque 2017-08-20
I don't remember Billy Howerdel dressing this poorly.
1 KingFlipeeNips 2017-08-20
The type of person that doesn't get a callback on a Dr. Seuss movie. Seems counterintuitive seeing as he wouldn't need to be added to the make up budget
1 TinOwl_Twitch 2017-08-20
Just ride that wave out, like Art.
1 buttholebrigade 2017-08-20
Bald Sam looks like James on the new season of Twin Peaks.
1 PIA66 2017-08-20
Woah he turns into sean evans!
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2017-08-20
They should have just cast this Klingon headed receding afro ass Negro for the IT movie reboot. This hunk of shit terrifies me far more than any perverted, sick, degenerate clown including the king himself, John Wayne Gacy. This frightening clown footed hack will eat children, shit them out onto a plate and then penetrate the fecal matter feces mess for good measure and then walk the halls of Sirius with his Bobo lookin ass gross-abuse-of-a-corpse dick out dripping with necro digested child gore whispering through the vents "the last professional broadcaster."
1 ElmerDudd 2017-08-20
So all Sam would have to do to look like a semi-normal human being is -
He won't do any of it though of course.
1 ricswrangler 2017-08-20
Ugly muugg
1 VirtuaMcPolygon 2017-08-20
?? To get the fat lipo'ed from beneath his chin !?
1 xBrianSmithx 2017-08-20
You are being way too kind to Sam's phrenologistic genetics.
1 dumbshowreference 2017-08-20
Seriously?! Be right back....
1 Nulltor 2017-08-20
Why would I need a 15 inch dick?