This group of bright young Rhodes Scholars paid $50 to attend the Sam Roberts Meet & Greet. Can YOU afford to be left in the dust?

45  2017-08-19 by Whydontulovemelynsi

32 comments

I'd fuck that black girl at the end, she's a giver.

she looks like scatman crothers

It's Sam's sister.

The 2nd one is Jesse Jackson with AIDS and the 4th one is Arsenio Hall in drag. Will seeing his fans up close make him rethink this whole wrestling fandom bullshit?

He's on the top of the ugly retard totem pole. If anything this reconfirms his love of WWE, this is the only place he fits based off his genetic makeup

fuck 2nd one 4th one ... and the third one.

wtf is wrong with that 1st one?

Decided to shake it up with "3rd"?

That 100% is Arsenio in drag.

Is that a cardboard cutout of Sam? He looks exactly the same in almost every picture. Like same exact expression on his face and posture. Also is he ashamed of his teeth?

He is ashamed of his fans.

Yes. He has a giant gap between his front telethon so he never shows them.

Difference i see he has the guys pressed right up against him but chick there is some space

That big goobers eyes are the stuff of nightmares.

He looks like a frog

He looks like a frog that just spotted a fly on Sams baldspot

With those eyes Baby Huey has he could walk across street looking both ways at same time

what a collection of misshapen monstrosities, was this meeting under a bridge?

Somebody should report Sam to ARC-- Association of Retarded Citizens for taking advantage of them

sam's child must be hideous. Dear Lord.

How many hours do these mutants have to put in at the box factory to even be able to afford shaking this apes hand?

I went on an elementary school field trip there once. No joke, on the tour there was a line we had to follow around the manager's desk and back out through the door.

That was on the simpsons you silly man!

3rd one down a chick or a dude?

Sam should take every picture next to that big, lazy eyed galoot. He makes him look somewhat human.

The first dunce with the chin has to be French Canadian a lot of times you see porn chicks with huge chin and there is little background blurb on her ... fucking Canadian

Dudley Do-Right genes

The first one if Big-A had a son

Im fawkin DEAD

Is this town near a chemical waste dump??

Its by recycling plant they are hired retards that sort the colors of glass

That first monstrosity paid $50 for that photo? At least let him take it again.

He looks very ill..

So $200

Nobody mentioned that the first guy looks like he stopped feasting on baby flesh 5 seconds before this pic was taken.

I went on an elementary school field trip there once. No joke, on the tour there was a line we had to follow around the manager's desk and back out through the door.