My room smells like cat piss

Stop cooking meth in your house

Yeah, well my face smells like 5 different pussies.

tsss fawk yea. lickin cootahs too?

I can't go outside without cootah's flying at me left and right.

sometimes I spray myself with cootah repellant but they'll just come at me more. then I let them tug my peckah

Inside of house smells like the shit a bear took on the front porch last night

I woke up in a strange bed and my ass was bleeding and I had the aftertaste of asparagus and bleach in my mouth.

Not as good as yours.