Is she that desperate for fame?

yes

Kanye represents all of us.

I don't remember hearing that he curb stomped her, so he doesn't represent me. #notmykanye

Is she capable of doing anything without her sister? Does she have any real friends?

She talks for hours and hours on the phone with an old radio friend

Mark Normand runs errands for her. Does that count?

*Amy Schumer Presents Mark Normand

Her sister carries the tub of grease just in case Amy has some doorway troubles

I hereby sentence the defendant to fuck that fat mud shark over his left shoulder.

-(((Judge Jewdy)))

Schumer posted a screenshot of herself in the audience with the caption: “Hell yeah! You know I was in the audience on #judgejudy My sister and I sat in on the cases for the day because we're all jews!!!!!”

Schumer posted a screenshot of herself in the audience with the caption: “Hell yeah! You know I was in the audience on #judgejudy My sister and I sat in on the cases for the day because we're all jews!!!!!”

On Instagram today, Schumer posted a screenshot of herself in the audience with the caption: “Hell yeah! You know I was in the audience on #judgejudy My sister and I sat in on the cases for the day because we're all jews!!!!!”

During the first part of the case, before the commercial break, Judy said that she was very hungry a few times and announced they’d recess for lunch before resuming. When they came back from lunch, Schumer was nowhere to be found. Spooky.

It wasn't spooky, she was just eating for another hour.

She was up next Schumer V Outback Steakhouse the case of "All you can eat"

Fuck Ms. Piggy, who's that woman behind her? The one who looks like Angelina Jolie.

She really looks like Barbie? ?????

She talks for hours and hours on the phone with an old radio friend

Mark Normand runs errands for her. Does that count?

Her sister carries the tub of grease just in case Amy has some doorway troubles