Daily Tinder Chip (3/100)

70  2017-08-18 by Thomas_Daly

40 comments

Not bad

I'd say you should also post these on r/tinder but you'd probably accidentally drag a bunch of those faggots over here.

Oh but then we could have so much fun with them.

Could we?

BONUS. I'm going to start chipping the hot ones.

http://imgur.com/a/K2tO5

shes top 20 hottest girl ive matched with. i usually just chip the oinkers

that bitch lives in edmonton and i've fucked her uteral hole twice

http://imgur.com/a/yrSFV SHES RESPONDING FUCK I COULD HWVR FUCKED HER

Salvage it by explaining chip and the show to her in extreme detail

That would make her cooter so fawkin wet

And do it in Chip character

No one believes you, faggot.

No one's even thinking about it enough to question it.

Fawkin buried dat cocksucka!

Damn, she wants to fuck.

Tinder chip fucking stinks. Go back to bad mouthing space edge, at least you were interesting then.

geez i happen to like the guy

I found pictures of his tattoos if you're interested. They all look like compressed jpegs rendered on the PlayStation 1

You did a chip joke and she was still down. Just fuck her and then keep chipping her.

LOL Chip gets all the bitches.

Don't fuck her to hard, Chip!

Tinder is a sad place.

I want chip to run in to this bitch

"I'm gonna just sabotage my chances so it's not like I got rejected"

Stop this and make white babies, cuck

I'm just chippin ya babe

The unsent text made this, fucking gold

This was dumb and not funny

I dont like this bit..... i LOVE it

im gay|

You made me laugh, and an upvote is your reward.

She has a bulbous nose

Ahhhhh yessss

A swipe-right from the Chippuh is your reward

These are awesome. Even on Tinder you faggots are too scared to talk to girls.

Aren't you the jizz it up guy? Who's next

i am him

Can you nut on bobo and tweet it to him.

I like when you match with a woman on Tinder or any kind of social media, and they give you one for one answers on questions you ask them or conversations you try to get going. I can't believe how boring and stupid 99% of the female population is in this country.

I also have a friend who hates women because they don't like him.

How pithy. You also don't have friends so you're lying too!

Women aren't people. dont hold them to the same standards as men. Theyre not conversationalists.

I noticed this way back in high school on msn, the onus is on the dude to be engagingand keep things flowing unless the chick is actually into you.