I found a female Roland shaped 'human'

10  2017-08-18 by Dennyislife

19 comments

Does that thing have on men's dress shoes?

She probably has no choice her only other option is go to blacksmith

Miss Morrison, who works part-time at McDonald's while studying hair and beauty at college

You would think they'd have covered the part of beauty where you're weigh 1,000 pounds 71 stone by now.

collage in england isn't the same as in US. It's more or less for people who can't get to 'us' collage level. I doubt a university here does hair and beauty....

In the US, collages are what teenage girls put on their bedroom walls.

Works there part-time, eats there full-time.

I think lighting yourself on fire is about the only appropriate response to raping a woman who looked like that. I commend this Grandfather for his courage and honor.

The locals were trying to give him a Viking heroes burial after he gassed himself but Derbyshire is landlocked.

In states beauty school for women is the same as what hvac is for guys

In the UK they allow livestock to attend beauty schools as well.

In that first picture it looks like her legs are bowing inwards because of how much pressure they're under.

your hips are supposed to be shaped like an hour glass, not your useless legs.

Who folds their arms like that? What a retard.

She's too fat to have her arms reach out in front of her, so she had to compromise.

It looks like she's trying to keep an imaginary dog from jumping on her

The grandfather looks like Spanish Kenny.
The dad looks like thin Oswalt.
The daughter looks like the contents of my toilet bowl after a week of not flushing.

Miss Morrison, who works part-time at McDonald's while studying hair and beauty at college,

So she's not just all looks. She's got brains too. LOL

With old club soda kenny

Think he did it?