Advice for Anthony, as a friend.

10  2017-08-18 by Hold_My_Brush22

Get a hair cut and grow back the goatee. You'd look less like the Shunammite woman's son who was raised from the dead if you reformed.

Just some good honest help here.

12 comments

he should wear a black cape

his cape would steal all his valuables or shit tss

WHAT ARE YOU GAY?!???

Why do you care what another man looks like, you wanna tug his pecker?

13 minutes later

Scott Shannon is a rockface. Howard Stern looks like Grandma Ramone. Dice has terrible hair plugs. We need to find a giant casket and a purple suit.

Gay and Twelve .Welcome aboard the SS Compton.

I liked it when he looked like a regular pirate rather than a butt pirate.

more like a swashunbuckler, am I right?

Haha

Had to google it, but definitely see the similarity

Moisturize honey!!!

And wear hats and t-shirts from video game companies that were huge in the early 2000s. No more button up short sleevies.

He got rid of the goatee because he thinks it makes him look too ethnic, reminds me of this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yuKsyjTz3EU , Antwan want to look like an EYEtalian, spoiler, it's not working