How long till joyomi kills someone? heres his room.

13  2017-08-18 by stinksskc

58 comments

I pray every night that his next victim is armed and kills him in self-defense, saving dozens of lives in the process.

How is it possible to function in society with this crippling level of autism?

He must walk round completely bewildered by everything.

Hey stop being accurate. You described my life perfectly

CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING ROOM, DUDE. (Not you OP, joyomi.)

You might as well be sitting covered in your own shit.

Having a clean living space is like losing 50 mental pounds.

u/CaptainHowdy77 Is your father still around?

Yes I have a good family

How do they feel with you spending every cent you make on video games?

I don't actually. I have spent literally thousands of dollars on cam girl sites. I closed down the account and am getting my life back to normal. I was extremely depressed and stopped caring

So how are things going now? (Genuine question, not a fuck you.)

I am better mentally for sure, and I am also more focused on my art.

Good for you. I'm just some fucker on the net but exercise, good food and meaningful relationships are amazing for those things.

Although Lovecraft was a lifelong bachelor who died a lonely pauper so swings and round-abouts.

All the best.

Well, shit. I hope stuff's going better, but I'm telling you man: There are fat chicks on Craigslist that would gladly fuck you. For free. Hell, there are also plenty of old gay dudes that would pay to blow you.

I want to do a weekly podcast with joyomi. Joyomi if you see this then let's do it, we will show that hack fuck gilgore how it's done.

DO ONE WITH ME :D

I go for the big fish, stinks. Getting joyomi would be like casting Ben Affleck, getting you would be more like Ed Norton.

I could try out a podcast, sure.

Fuck yeah. I'm going to bed soon so let's flesh this out tomorrow.

I am also, good night. Contact me if interested

Cool, and I am 1000% interested we're gonna take this shit hole by storm.

Oh you motherfucker. So you're leaving Blowing Hot Takes In Your Hair for this shit? I was like a fucking father to you! We had a dream, Travis!

Yeah I don't do the rants much more, I'm into making more obscure/artsy type videos

Why don't you just rip my heart out with your bare fucking hands, Joyomi?

Lol well we all evolve . Well I have to go to sleep. Have a good night .

Yeah, sleep with Nigs, you fucking whore.

Change your name to the podcast cuckold now, because that is what you are.

I'm gonna change my name to TheGhostOfTheGhostOfAbeVigoda cuz I'm gonna fuckin' kill myself.

Oh yeah the simpsons ones are artsty not serial killer type videos

I can't wait till someone at reddit is tracked down and asked to give a statement by CNN on the events that later unfolded.

Ed norton is good too :(

Excuse me Nigs, but now you're fucking with my bread and butter. If you'd like to be a guest on Joyomi: Blowing Hot Takes In Your Hair, we can talk about that, but you will not steal my sweet boy away for some podcast. He's a good boy and he wouldn't harm a fly. His show's a big hit in North Korea.

I can be third mic but I'll just let you know you would be the Opie in this situation. Everyone would tune in to hear two autists on different ends of the spectrum. You'd be third banana

I'm a behind the scenes guy. I let him work his magic and give us the Hot Takes and Weird News. I'm more of a lifestyle guru.

Didn't you delete your other account like a week ago? You just can stay away, can you?

About 2 weeks ago. I get bored.

How about you stop deleting your accounts in fits of autistic rage and just hang out for a while?

I was muted for I have no idea how long so I just wiped the account. A certain mod likes to start shit and then if you respond to him he gets butt hurt and will mute you or ban your account. That's what has happened to the thenigisup, pusigineht and pusigineht1 accounts.

I was also muted one day for some unknown reason by some unknown mod, and he'd never answer why he did it. Thankfully braunhesier unmuted, he told me it was cuz the mod thought I was you lol.

Movies and books make serial killers interesting or disturbing but in real life they are just boring creeps

the video where he shows the shed where he keeps the skin and hands of his victims is coming up. That's when it'll get interesting.

Imagine all the joyomi skin flakes on that mattress.

Nothing compared to the hundred pounds of sliced off skin hiding under it.

He should get a Nintendo switch blade and cut his throat with it.

IDK who that is, but he's the master of being monotone.

hes the master of rants

All well-adapted adults have bottles of hand-sanitizer strewn across their apartment.

And is that a bundle of sage in his fucking dresser?

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ELIO please Ian, I don't know who this person is.

Its the rant masta

That doesn't help you silly sausage.

Search joyomi he's our resident future serial killer

I want to find the fattest squirrel and squeeze it like a tube of toothpaste to the point it bursts a stream of liquid shit into this dirtbags wanting mouth. Like baby bird, but with a swollen varmint.

what is a joyomi? & why do we care?

also why does it drone on like it needs a kick in the hacky sack?

Who?

tidy-tism > messy-tism

How much 4 the cactus?

He has a whole stand where he could store his video games but instead he has them strewn about taking up an entire dresser.

I like the way he has his systems plugged into his tv. It's like he bought them hooked them up as quick as humanly possible and left it like that

It's infuriating to look at, why do so many aspies live in such squalor? I'm constantly depressed but I can't stand having my room be so cluttered. The worse mine gets is a little dusty.

Yes I have a good family

I'm a behind the scenes guy. I let him work his magic and give us the Hot Takes and Weird News. I'm more of a lifestyle guru.

Cool, and I am 1000% interested we're gonna take this shit hole by storm.

Oh you motherfucker. So you're leaving Blowing Hot Takes In Your Hair for this shit? I was like a fucking father to you! We had a dream, Travis!

Yeah I don't do the rants much more, I'm into making more obscure/artsy type videos