Why is Club Soda Kenny called Club Soda Kenny?

7  2017-08-17 by [deleted]

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He murders people in various ways using only club soda. The man is a maniac .

Snoway is a rapist from Michigan.

Notorious one. His calling card was to aggressively snowball with his victims at gunpoint before greedily consuming the seed all by himself and fleeing.

Who cares

Dice gave him the name because Kenny was his errand boy. Dice, who never drank alcohol, kept saying "get me another club soda, Kenny" so people assumed that was his full nickname.

But his name is John Feder. Where did the Kenny come from?

Just one of Dice's quirks back in the day. He'd call people by the names they looked like to him. "Hey, Scott. I'm gonna call you Scott from now on cause you look like a Scott. Agoosh.."

What does he do now? Seriously

Probably the same goofy shit.

Because he fucks children.

He used club soda to get Dice's cum stains off of his blazer

OHHHHHH!