Sam Roberts is an Insufferable Moron and a Liar

34  2017-08-17 by 867-5309-

Following his event being a complete failure last night (such small attendance that there's not a single crowd photo on Sam's Instagram), Opie Roberts opened the show crying for half an hour about him not being featured on the SiriusXM website.

Then, the worthless cunt started talking about his awful show last night and claimed 200-250 people attended his terrible show; which is a bigger lie than Opie has ever told. Usually the venue doesn't try to give away 650 tickets the day of the event to shows which are actually selling tickets.

Sadly, instead of realizing how worthless and unpopular he is, delusional Sam is in complete denial and desperately trying to present himself as being at the height of his popularity.

That is all.

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And this is why is stopped listening to J&S

Two delusional ninnies going on about nothing

Jim has a redeeming quality. He’s funny.

Sam is fucking useless. At his best he’s a shit stirring asshole. That’s at his best! The other 95% of the time he offers nothing other than WWE fan fiction, talks about pop culture and introduces himself to every shitty interviewee “hey, how’s it going man?”

Sam is going to sink this ship faster than Opie did. People didn’t catch onto Opie until the very end.

What do we need to do to get Jim a good co host!?

I'm not convinced as all of you that Opie was worse than Sam.

I listen to the show while working and Opie's voice was at least listenable in the background. I could just zone out whenever he talked.

I can't even ignore Sam's grating voice. I've tried enough times. I need to turn it off.

95% of the time Greggory was just contributed nothing, he wasn't continually making me angry.

I’m beginning to think that at least they’re on the same level of annoying.

I was listening to the Lady Di Day 2 last night and when she said that she has the runs they’re all having a good chuckle and Opie kept saying “will you be quiet I’m still laughing.” And let’s all of the natural laughter die off so he can force a laugh then keep on going.

That faggot did this twice within a minute.

Sam is getting so so so close to that annoying level.

Or when Opester says, "Aww I had a good one but nobody heard it", and you could hear a cat pissing on cotton it was so quiet

Opies lows were lower than Sams. Sam doesnt come in with a shit attitude that kills entire shows. But on average, Opie had more robust conversation skills and many interests that overlapped with adults. I'd say on average Sam is much worse.

You don't like his smug, nasal drone?

His usher song reference puns when ant was on were unbearable

that's clearly something this obsessive faggot doesn't know how to do.

He didn't promote who was going to be there but Dan Soder. And I'm a big fan of Soder's, but the guy has appeared on practically every comedy podcast in New York, so spending $50 to see him do the Randy Savage impression wouldn't interest me. You can just go see him do it on Skanks and have a much better show than with that vacuum of charisma Sam Roberts.

Wait, was it just Soder and Opie Roberts? Who else was there? Travis?

That sounds awful. Soder was only mildly interesting to me when O&A were together.

He had two wrestlers but didn't advertise them.

Question to the Wrestling Fags: who are these people and we're they worth $50?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHaB0vfUIAAcgAW?format=jpg

The colored guy maaaaaaaaaaaybe.

Hell no. Last year he had someone interesting on, this year he has a guy who hasn't been on TV in 2 years I think.

Last year?

To be fair, you can somewhat stomach this snapshot of Sam's live show. Seeing a picture of Opie's live show "in action fun" made me vomit out of spite and pure uncomfortable hatred.

The black fellow is the dude from WWE who was married to some old white broad in a storyline a long time ago when my nephews would come over and watch it. I think. No clue what his name is.

I think the big black is Mark Henry, whose notable wrestling achievement was fucking a 95 year old lady. No clue who the effeminate guy in the middle is.

Oh yeah. I was watching him when I was a kid. He played a sex addict that was so horny he fucked his sister, an old woman and a tranny. That was funny.

The black guy is Shaq I believe.

Shaq balloon shaq balloon shaq balloon shaq balloon sh

Technically, he was at the height of his popularity in November of 2016

More people are interested in playing Milk Caps than having anything to do with this zilch.

Look at the search terms. #1 is The Sam Roberts Band. So it's not even him, it's this guy

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RlAhWjuvMqk

That seems more like it http://i.imgur.com/5CrS7KN.png

He doesn't like sports, has zero understanding of politics, collects toys, and watches wrestling. He also never says anything that is remotely funny but acts like he's above it all.

spot.on.

"He doesn't like sports"? What a fucking faggoty typical jockular male thing to say.

He doesn't like BEER!!!! OR FOOTBALL!!!!! Fucking dweeb.

Yes, it's simple: If you're a straight man who doesn't like sports there's something wrong with you.

Nothing says "MANLY" like sitting on the coach and going apeshit about some hired negro in your state's specific colors catching a ball.

Exactly! I feel empowered.

You never had the makings of a varsity athlete

We are so rich that we pay other people to run and fight for us, it's great.

Yeah he has so many other incredible interests. I love when he has hour long segments giving us insight into new technology or discussing pop culture trends in interesting historical contexts.

this nigga don't even eat vegetables, you think he eats pussy?

Sam might be a lot of things but he's got a full head of hair and a sweet smile which goes a long way in this fellas book.

They were giving 650 seats away and he couldn't even get 200 people to show up. He is justifiably unpopular.

well hes doing better than i expected, whats embrassing is the comio comic con

What event?

some retard tried to do a live podcast

I stopped listening to that shit. It was making me more annoyed than just being background noise while I work. Howard and O&A you could leave on and kinda chime in and out and it was usually compelling and funny in someway... This show is 100% dogshit and it just goes to show you why Howard & O&A, in their prime, were SO much better than these morning zoo wannabees... they aren't even as good as morning zoo guys. It's a fucking trainwreck.

I find myself listening to a LOT more Bonfire these days, because they are at least funny and know where their knowledge stops.

Sam really puts the brakes on everything. Even Jimmy has noticed, and you can hear it in his voice whenever Sam insists on running an unfunny joke into the ground.

I'd be very surprised if a new Jim character didnt show up, and it was basically Sam.

He cuts Jim off constantly and steps on his punchlines too. I've heard Sam cut him off in the middle of plugs too, and I can't believe Jimmy doesn't lose it.

There was a show a month or two where Jim was telling a moderately profound & fairly interesting story about taking an HIV test, and Sam cut him off every fucking 9 seconds to shoehorn some kind of unfunny/annoying aside and totally ruining the flow of the story. He's terrified to have any non-comedic moment in there, and he can't even be funny about his insecurity. At least Ant could do that.

and he can't even be funny about his insecurity. At least Ant could do that.

That would be ideal. Exploit that, make fun of yourself for being a total lame duck on..well.. every front?

I mean Ant didn't like "serious moments" of any sort, but at least he was funny about it or could interject stuff that you could laugh at.

Ahhhh the website thing might be my fault...

I tweeted a screen cap to Sam and Jim this morning just before the show started about the website displaying Ellis and Jim as the background image. I think I hit a raw nerve with Sam

Cheese eater.

You guys are surprised that this guy is an unfunny, no personality faggot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjNENTpeBDA

TELL US HOW U REALLY FEEL

Sam really just wants to be a WWE broadcaster.

Following his event being a complete failure last night (such small attendance that there's not a single crowd photo on Sam's Instagram)

This is not proof.

Opie Roberts opened the show crying for half an hour about him not being featured on the SiriusXM website.

This is unrelated.

Then, the worthless cunt started talking about his awful show last night and claimed 200-250 people attended his terrible show; which is a bigger lie than Opie has ever told.

You haven't backed this up.

Usually the venue doesn't try to give away 650 tickets the day of the event to shows which are actually selling tickets.

How do we know this happened?

I don't give a shit about Sam's dumb wrestling show, but this whole post seems like one of those fan-fiction things that becomes gospel, and is later used to back up different made-up theories. "We all know Sam's live show was a failure, therefore..."

Fuck off sam

Hey troy

Haven't you been paying attention? I'm already Sam.