Sam Roberts is an Insufferable Moron and a Liar
34 2017-08-17 by 867-5309-
Following his event being a complete failure last night (such small attendance that there's not a single crowd photo on Sam's Instagram), Opie Roberts opened the show crying for half an hour about him not being featured on the SiriusXM website.
Then, the worthless cunt started talking about his awful show last night and claimed 200-250 people attended his terrible show; which is a bigger lie than Opie has ever told. Usually the venue doesn't try to give away 650 tickets the day of the event to shows which are actually selling tickets.
Sadly, instead of realizing how worthless and unpopular he is, delusional Sam is in complete denial and desperately trying to present himself as being at the height of his popularity.
That is all.
53 comments
1 Fightingrooster 2017-08-17
And this is why is stopped listening to J&S
Two delusional ninnies going on about nothing
1 ok_to_sink 2017-08-17
Jim has a redeeming quality. He’s funny.
Sam is fucking useless. At his best he’s a shit stirring asshole. That’s at his best! The other 95% of the time he offers nothing other than WWE fan fiction, talks about pop culture and introduces himself to every shitty interviewee “hey, how’s it going man?”
Sam is going to sink this ship faster than Opie did. People didn’t catch onto Opie until the very end.
What do we need to do to get Jim a good co host!?
1 dmix 2017-08-17
I'm not convinced as all of you that Opie was worse than Sam.
I listen to the show while working and Opie's voice was at least listenable in the background. I could just zone out whenever he talked.
I can't even ignore Sam's grating voice. I've tried enough times. I need to turn it off.
95% of the time Greggory was just contributed nothing, he wasn't continually making me angry.
1 ok_to_sink 2017-08-17
I’m beginning to think that at least they’re on the same level of annoying.
I was listening to the Lady Di Day 2 last night and when she said that she has the runs they’re all having a good chuckle and Opie kept saying “will you be quiet I’m still laughing.” And let’s all of the natural laughter die off so he can force a laugh then keep on going.
That faggot did this twice within a minute.
Sam is getting so so so close to that annoying level.
1 Soflodude32 2017-08-17
Or when Opester says, "Aww I had a good one but nobody heard it", and you could hear a cat pissing on cotton it was so quiet
1 orangeeyedunicorn 2017-08-17
Opies lows were lower than Sams. Sam doesnt come in with a shit attitude that kills entire shows. But on average, Opie had more robust conversation skills and many interests that overlapped with adults. I'd say on average Sam is much worse.
1 morrock14 2017-08-17
You don't like his smug, nasal drone?
1 Soflodude32 2017-08-17
His usher song reference puns when ant was on were unbearable
1 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-08-17
that's clearly something this obsessive faggot doesn't know how to do.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-17
He didn't promote who was going to be there but Dan Soder. And I'm a big fan of Soder's, but the guy has appeared on practically every comedy podcast in New York, so spending $50 to see him do the Randy Savage impression wouldn't interest me. You can just go see him do it on Skanks and have a much better show than with that vacuum of charisma Sam Roberts.
1 dmix 2017-08-17
Wait, was it just Soder and Opie Roberts? Who else was there? Travis?
That sounds awful. Soder was only mildly interesting to me when O&A were together.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-17
He had two wrestlers but didn't advertise them.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-17
Question to the Wrestling Fags: who are these people and we're they worth $50?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHaB0vfUIAAcgAW?format=jpg
1 SteakSauce66 2017-08-17
The colored guy maaaaaaaaaaaybe.
1 DevilsAPartTimer 2017-08-17
Hell no. Last year he had someone interesting on, this year he has a guy who hasn't been on TV in 2 years I think.
1 dmix 2017-08-17
Last year?
1 AiCPearlJam 2017-08-17
To be fair, you can somewhat stomach this snapshot of Sam's live show. Seeing a picture of Opie's live show "in action fun" made me vomit out of spite and pure uncomfortable hatred.
1 DaveNone 2017-08-17
The black fellow is the dude from WWE who was married to some old white broad in a storyline a long time ago when my nephews would come over and watch it. I think. No clue what his name is.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-08-17
I think the big black is Mark Henry, whose notable wrestling achievement was fucking a 95 year old lady. No clue who the effeminate guy in the middle is.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-17
Oh yeah. I was watching him when I was a kid. He played a sex addict that was so horny he fucked his sister, an old woman and a tranny. That was funny.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-17
The black guy is Shaq I believe.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-08-17
Shaq balloon shaq balloon shaq balloon shaq balloon sh
1 SiriusXMLawyer007 2017-08-17
Technically, he was at the height of his popularity in November of 2016
More people are interested in playing Milk Caps than having anything to do with this zilch.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-17
Look at the search terms. #1 is The Sam Roberts Band. So it's not even him, it's this guy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RlAhWjuvMqk
1 tellingstart 2017-08-17
That seems more like it http://i.imgur.com/5CrS7KN.png
1 funnygod 2017-08-17
He doesn't like sports, has zero understanding of politics, collects toys, and watches wrestling. He also never says anything that is remotely funny but acts like he's above it all.
1 lispychicken 2017-08-17
spot.on.
1 SpaceVC 2017-08-17
"He doesn't like sports"? What a fucking faggoty typical jockular male thing to say.
He doesn't like BEER!!!! OR FOOTBALL!!!!! Fucking dweeb.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-17
Yes, it's simple: If you're a straight man who doesn't like sports there's something wrong with you.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-17
Nothing says "MANLY" like sitting on the coach and going apeshit about some hired negro in your state's specific colors catching a ball.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-17
Exactly! I feel empowered.
1 shickadantz 2017-08-17
You never had the makings of a varsity athlete
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-08-17
We are so rich that we pay other people to run and fight for us, it's great.
1 orangeeyedunicorn 2017-08-17
Yeah he has so many other incredible interests. I love when he has hour long segments giving us insight into new technology or discussing pop culture trends in interesting historical contexts.
1 doodoopeepees 2017-08-17
this nigga don't even eat vegetables, you think he eats pussy?
1 decmcg 2017-08-17
Sam might be a lot of things but he's got a full head of hair and a sweet smile which goes a long way in this fellas book.
1 BeerCanThick 2017-08-17
They were giving 650 seats away and he couldn't even get 200 people to show up. He is justifiably unpopular.
1 late_50s_why 2017-08-17
well hes doing better than i expected, whats embrassing is the comio comic con
1 goo-gobbler 2017-08-17
What event?
1 late_50s_why 2017-08-17
some retard tried to do a live podcast
1 DiaperDanza 2017-08-17
I stopped listening to that shit. It was making me more annoyed than just being background noise while I work. Howard and O&A you could leave on and kinda chime in and out and it was usually compelling and funny in someway... This show is 100% dogshit and it just goes to show you why Howard & O&A, in their prime, were SO much better than these morning zoo wannabees... they aren't even as good as morning zoo guys. It's a fucking trainwreck.
1 lispychicken 2017-08-17
I find myself listening to a LOT more Bonfire these days, because they are at least funny and know where their knowledge stops.
Sam really puts the brakes on everything. Even Jimmy has noticed, and you can hear it in his voice whenever Sam insists on running an unfunny joke into the ground.
I'd be very surprised if a new Jim character didnt show up, and it was basically Sam.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-08-17
He cuts Jim off constantly and steps on his punchlines too. I've heard Sam cut him off in the middle of plugs too, and I can't believe Jimmy doesn't lose it.
There was a show a month or two where Jim was telling a moderately profound & fairly interesting story about taking an HIV test, and Sam cut him off every fucking 9 seconds to shoehorn some kind of unfunny/annoying aside and totally ruining the flow of the story. He's terrified to have any non-comedic moment in there, and he can't even be funny about his insecurity. At least Ant could do that.
1 lispychicken 2017-08-17
That would be ideal. Exploit that, make fun of yourself for being a total lame duck on..well.. every front?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-08-17
I mean Ant didn't like "serious moments" of any sort, but at least he was funny about it or could interject stuff that you could laugh at.
1 VirtuaMcPolygon 2017-08-17
Ahhhh the website thing might be my fault...
I tweeted a screen cap to Sam and Jim this morning just before the show started about the website displaying Ellis and Jim as the background image. I think I hit a raw nerve with Sam
1 thatRookie 2017-08-17
Cheese eater.
1 blackphilibuster 2017-08-17
You guys are surprised that this guy is an unfunny, no personality faggot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjNENTpeBDA
1 blackphilibuster 2017-08-17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3bBIzp6L9A
1 FlashVirus 2017-08-17
TELL US HOW U REALLY FEEL
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-08-17
Sam really just wants to be a WWE broadcaster.
1 Syphillisdiller1 2017-08-17
This is not proof.
This is unrelated.
You haven't backed this up.
How do we know this happened?
I don't give a shit about Sam's dumb wrestling show, but this whole post seems like one of those fan-fiction things that becomes gospel, and is later used to back up different made-up theories. "We all know Sam's live show was a failure, therefore..."
1 uralldiseased 2017-08-17
Fuck off sam
1 Mayonnaise_Monster 2017-08-17
Hey troy
1 Syphillisdiller1 2017-08-17
Haven't you been paying attention? I'm already Sam.