r/opieandanthony: Video of Jimmy filing away his autographs

1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-08-16

Run away!!

1 Sauce_Munny 2017-08-16

Probably gonna take him at least an hour to reorganize all them 'graphs.

1 zenicaone 2017-08-16

maybe even more that that, like an hour and five.

1 MartyVanB 2017-08-16

Its "perhaps more than that" you noob jackass. If you dont know the words go fly a kite.

1 I-take-beast-shits 2017-08-16

How the fuck did this even happen?

Is this guy a fatso and his ass kept brushing against the one behind him?

1 DanceLikeTheJig 2017-08-16

It didn't even look like the touched the other shelf. They looked flimsy as fuck any way.

1 I-take-beast-shits 2017-08-16

thanks, but i really dont appreciate the crass language in your response.

1 CommodorePawsey 2017-08-16

He did brush up against it very slightly, but there's no way it's his fault. It's pure luck no one was crushed, whoever made those shelves are sssssssssscumbags.

1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-08-16

It must be awful to be bald. I have lovely long hair that women love; I can't imagine being bald like Jimmy. I'd kill myself tbqh.

1 Pusigineht123 2017-08-16

You should do it anyway

1 cdisc 2017-08-16

If you are that happy about your hair, everything else about you must be a complete disaster.

1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-08-16

Sorry about your chrome dome, Patrick Stewart.

1 cdisc 2017-08-16

A follicle debt is coming your way I suspect, if not already.

1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-08-16

Listen, Vick Mackey, I get that you're frustrated by your lack of hair, but I look like Frodo Baggins and I'm drowning in pussy.

1 ScorchIsMyHero 2017-08-16

Vic Mackey*. I got you fam.

1 CrockDynamite 2017-08-16

You must have low testerone, unless you're like 19

1 SmallWorldComedy 2017-08-16

Finally my androgynous body pays off in the end.

1 late_50s_why 2017-08-16

Haha so many Bald faggots down voting, either be rich and get wigs like Comio or have better genes all you fucking hairless rats

1 TehSamurai01 2017-08-16

Those are some shockingly shitty shelves. Whoever made them should be shot.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-08-16

ehh shoddy workmanship ya gimme some raw materials a workbench and a few containers of coffee i'll make ya somethin last a lifetime

1 blackirishlad 2017-08-16

just do make them like they used to, eh?

1 SpeckofCoppah 2017-08-16

Scuuuumbag IKEA !!!!!

1 dmix 2017-08-16

Looks more like half Bobby half worm to me

1 CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-08-16

Maybe the only way to get Angry Jimmy back (if he won't put the weight back on) is if all of his autographs wind up misplaced and/or destroyed. That might be enough to get him to take a sip of a fucking Budweiser to soothe his frayed nerves.

1 late_50s_why 2017-08-16

That's more fattin

1 jofreal 2017-08-16

If all of his autographed photos went up in smoke I think the agony might drive Jimmy back to the (Zima) bottle.

1 David_Tosk 2017-08-16

Jimmy Pupkin

1 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2017-08-16

Woah! Trouble at the Hallmark card factory outlet

1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-08-16

He's always just one autograph away from being relevant.

1 bill_burrs_butthole 2017-08-16

Looks like Stavros Halkias to me.