Opie's chance at mainstream fame

31  2017-08-16 by NickDutchNinja

Put on a wig, pretend growing those knockers was on purpose. Get invited to talk shows and talk about how Anthony and Jim created a "hostile environment" that made it impossible for him to come out as trans.

22 comments

1  kangableezy 2017-08-16

I'd be Team Opie. I'd white knight him on twitter in the hopes of fuckin him.

1  FatMosque 2017-08-16

someone from the sub violently sodomizing the Opster is the real endgame

1  KnickedUp 2017-08-16

Lets keep it 100 here... we'd all S his D if we met him in person and become the "Opie" to his "Bam".

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-08-16

Eww

1  BarryMcCaulkener 2017-08-16

Also "keeping it 100" is for white people who pretend to be blacks on twitter and anyone that's ever thought that saying is cool should be chemically castrated for the good of mankind. It is a meaningless platitude for meaningless people.

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-08-16

Like all slang white people started using it just as it became played out. And it's pronounced "wah hunnid".

1  JespyZero 2017-08-16

Would explain all the face work too.

1  NickDutchNinja 2017-08-16

He'll keep that spotty gray beard thing he's got right now though, because he may be a woman now but that doesn't mean he'll conform to oppressive beauty standards.

1  BarryMcCaulkener 2017-08-16

Face!

1  DickPunchOpie 2017-08-16

... died with the XFL.

1  thoughts_n_prayers 2017-08-16

I really thought Rollergames and XFL were going to make it

1  thoughts_n_prayers 2017-08-16

Budd Dwyer has viral video fame, but it's not the recommended route

1  Toss__Pot 2017-08-16

for Opie, yes it is!

1  kevin121312 2017-08-16

Haven't you seen his twitter? He said he never has to work again, which is why he's creating shitty videos, horrible tweets and begging Rochester losers for a job.

1  tranthonycumiashow 2017-08-16

Holding an R Budd Dwyer press conference.

1  EastSideDan 2017-08-16

No one would believe him about the hostile work environment given Anthony's history of being welcoming to trannies.

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-08-16

Th-th-that never happened...

1  Sinix387 2017-08-16

Easy solution, just talk about how he would always see Anthony treating other trannies like pieces of meat and it made him uncomfortable.

1  rahtin 2017-08-16

Violently ass fucking them isn't the same as being welcoming or inclusive. Opie never came out because he was afraid of being raped.

Remember when that one hero caller referred to him as Tits and the Oqster offered to let him suck them? He was fighting back against the sexual aggression he felt from his tranny fucking cohosts.

1  Sinix387 2017-08-16

I'm pushing for Opie to turn into a relentless right wing dickbag but this is another avenue he could use to rejuvenate his career.

1  Jaeromaru 2017-08-16

The next Tranpa

1  StuntPeckah 2017-08-16

I don't know if that would work but at least he would have Ant's attention again!