Sam has never been intoxicated and Jim pretends he was an addict from age 14-15

20  2017-08-16 by JoeCumiaSr

21 comments

Do you think Sam has completely abstained from alcohol? Or did he sip a beer once and get a tummy ache?

I'm guessing he had a stretch in college as the Zima guy.

I'm guessing he had a stretch in college as the Zima guy.

WE HEARD YOU

Who the fuck needs beer

Chicken tenders only goes good with apple juice or milk.

That time Guy Fieri tricked Sam into drinking vodka? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SjNENTpeBDA

I forgot about that.

Why do we put up with him...

Awww shit. He did the sissy hand on the chest thing. Lmao.

Why are there a bunch of kids in the studio?

Thebway he looks he's already had enough alcohol in the womb.

You don't think they're 2 distinguished worldly gentlemen?

Two guys that have never traveled anywhere. Jim is so insecure about his position in life that he went to Australia for approximately 43 hours and didn't know how to make a vacation out of it to learn anything.

You don't think they have an endless bounty of interesting life experience to draw from so the conversation doesn't always default to trannies & wrestling?

And that's their problem. They have never lived their lives. So they are boring and ignorant about so much.

Jess gets fucked proper by other men with big penis and more strength and will than Sam.

(((Sam))) plays with dolls

Is this true about Sam? I had no idea. This should come up more.

"If you don't drink you're a boring cunt and all your stories suck" - (the funny) Jim jefferies

No wonder that faggot norton was always hostile to him. Now they're both sober and I hate them equally

Whoever told you Jeffries is sober was lying.

Just my assumption. Still prefer him taking pills, hitting piss and putting sluts in there place

The episode with him and bill burr and ian halperin might be one of my favorite

All your stories end the same way with "...and then I got home"

Sam wishes he was young enough to be a millenial so he would have an excuse for being such a dipshit.

Whoever told you Jeffries is sober was lying.