He really is Little Opie Junior. He makes decent money and "works" 20 hours a week in the cultural heart of America and he eat chicken fingers and plays with pro wrestling "action figures." He's a goddamn ten year old. Suuuuuuuuurrrrrre.

That's the feeling I always got; the weird child like veneer is just a ruse to cover up some sort of sexual deviancy.

Maybe he's one of those guys who gets off on wearing diapers and being mothered. Would explain why he seems so disinterested in fatherhood, he's jealous of his own son.

Seems plausible so it's the truth now.

The old videos of Bobbie babying him are pretty telling. She made him into this chicken nugget faggot and his mustache douche father made him a cheapskate who won't buy over a 22" TV.

when sam was in 3rd grade his mom kissed his penis when he hurt it. it said it in ona a few years ago but they cut it from the replay. it was quick and very weird. explains a lot

Even uncle Paul wouldn't touch a kid with a hairline like that.

My friend who is a pure mommies boy also has an odd disinterest in anything with 'culture' and his favourite meal is eating a whole box of chicken fingers that come frozen without any sides.

I don't get it.

Personally I love pro wrestling talk and funny bits with interns like Cocksucker Red Lipstick. Politically he's spot on as well, and knows a lot about the issues he speaks of.

I genuinely disagree with these earnestly made points.

Something tells me this gentleman is pulling our legs...

He's a vegas Buffet of boredom and dullness. all u can eat.

Opie sucks and Sam sucked Opie.