Because even though they're fun to fuck it gets pricey and in between they want to do stuff and not just sit around watching TV reruns and arguing about which 90s Ozzy album is best.
Both Jim and Ant are incredibly selfish manchildren, they will both die alone, or in Ant's case surrounded by a bunch of tards and misfits that he's fooled himself into believing are his friends
It's interesting,Ant has physically transformed into a pedo in an attempt to erase his african past.And jim has starved himself into a pre teen girls body-these 2 really need no one else but each other...
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Ant makes fun of happily married people and hates the idea of kids, so normal women stay away from him. Jim is a weirdo. Simple enough even for Quincy.
No, I'm sure most young unemployed, talentless women who date rich old men are in it for the long haul and not just for a quick buck. That's what's great about dating people on your level.
I don't really get the attraction to girls that age when you're past it. I mean I'm 28 and can barely hold a conversation with some dumb early-20s girl without wanting to shoot myself. I can't even imagine trying to relate to someone less than half your age let alone be attracted to them.
I was banging some 23yo that I met off match.com for about a year.
Being around here was SO maddening; basically I was just counting the minutes until we'd knock it out.
The worst time of all was this one day when I got stuck on the freeway with her. Basically there was a bad accident and the entire freeway was detoured to a side road. It took about four hours to cover five miles and she JUST WOULDN'T SHUT UP. I thought I might claw my own eyes out.
But OMFG, the second I stuck my dick in her it was like the entire sky just filled with rainbows.
Can you put this post in a time capsule and open it again in 20 years? A 45 year old male will always be very attracted to a 25 year old female. Ant takes it to a very unhealthy and creepy age though.
When you're in your late 20s-early 30s dating girls in their early 20s can be great, as they're not constantly droning on and on about how their stupid kids are "their whole life" which gets real, real old real, real fast. But once you hit 35-40 you a) have nothing in common with a 22 year old other than wanting to fuck her and b) you're never gonna be able to keep up with them and every social situation will be as awkward as fuck.
You are equating attraction to having to have a conversation with some chick. No. I can find a valid cunt attractive enough to fuck without having any desire to listen to any of her alleged life experiences.
That could be the most douchey part of both their personalities. "I only like the young girls" yuck, time to grow the fuck up and find someone your own age.
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1 Opprobriousness 2017-08-15
You mean to tell me that 24 year old girls don't like Quincy and Frederica Bimmel references?
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-08-15
They don't like Matlock or mash either.
1 Opprobriousness 2017-08-15
Fucking whores. I oughta give 'em one POW, right in the kisser!
1 sherockradio 2017-08-15
I am a beautiful 24 year old woman, what does POW kisser mean?
1 Mikekekeke 2017-08-15
"I put viagra in my drink, Sam! I bit a woman, she had a rat face."
1 ScorzeMan 2017-08-15
LOL "a great big fat person" had to google Frederica Bimmel.
1 slothlivesmatter 2017-08-15
24 year old girls were born 18 years after Jaws came out.
1 knitro 2017-08-15
What is hilarious is that each of them in their own different ways are less emotionally mature and capable than the children they date.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-08-15
What's equally hilarious is they both fuck boys and isist they're not gay.
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-08-15
Whoa fella!! They will accept 24 year old men as well. Get your facts straight.
1 Nah_Ming 2017-08-15
'Cause he ain't!
1 satanssockpuppet 2017-08-15
Because even though they're fun to fuck it gets pricey and in between they want to do stuff and not just sit around watching TV reruns and arguing about which 90s Ozzy album is best.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-15
"But I have a Jacuzzi and a karaoke machine! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?"
1 3stepsbackward 2017-08-15
They're also very bisexual. Possibly with each other.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-08-15
Jim is Tranth's type. He's tiny with a flat ass, flat chest, young boyish good looks, and pale as a ghost.
1 littlepeteferguson 2017-08-15
Not to mention Jim's incessant chatter about Anthony's "big, delicious" cock. It's been an ongoing tryst, right under our noses...
1 TimJamFer 2017-08-15
More like under Jim's nose, amirite?
1 CoolerKing37 2017-08-15
Jim and Ant becoming gay lovers is really the only chance either will ever have for a long lasting relationship.
1 mcb84 2017-08-15
Jim would never tolerate Anthony's drinking.
1 balancedchaos 2017-08-15
That means they'll be together forever.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-08-15
If Jimmy swallowed Ants load he would consider it a relapse.
1 havingmadfun 2017-08-15
Well too be fair, with Jim, he or a chick has to fucking play with his nipples, piss/shit on him and who knows what else just to get him hard
1 NumeroOtto 2017-08-15
Because even stupid young women can spot closeted fags.
1 pinkie_pride 2017-08-15
Both Jim and Ant are incredibly selfish manchildren, they will both die alone, or in Ant's case surrounded by a bunch of tards and misfits that he's fooled himself into believing are his friends
But it could be worse, they could be Opie
1 Soflodude32 2017-08-15
They are at the lowest levels of human depravity. Then there is 100 feet of shit. Below that is opie and the fat cuban mongoloid
1 boring_oneliner 2017-08-15
Anthony is only 56, Sir, so your point is invalid.
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-08-15
Fifty fluuurff, I'll have you know.
1 Sthenine 2017-08-15
It's interesting,Ant has physically transformed into a pedo in an attempt to erase his african past.And jim has starved himself into a pre teen girls body-these 2 really need no one else but each other...
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1 onemancrimespree 2017-08-15
Why would they joke about having sex with each other like that unless they were gay together
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-08-15
Ant makes fun of happily married people and hates the idea of kids, so normal women stay away from him. Jim is a weirdo. Simple enough even for Quincy.
1 iSOBigD 2017-08-15
No, I'm sure most young unemployed, talentless women who date rich old men are in it for the long haul and not just for a quick buck. That's what's great about dating people on your level.
1 bornrevolution 2017-08-15
I don't really get the attraction to girls that age when you're past it. I mean I'm 28 and can barely hold a conversation with some dumb early-20s girl without wanting to shoot myself. I can't even imagine trying to relate to someone less than half your age let alone be attracted to them.
1 majestik6 2017-08-15
I was banging some 23yo that I met off match.com for about a year.
Being around here was SO maddening; basically I was just counting the minutes until we'd knock it out.
The worst time of all was this one day when I got stuck on the freeway with her. Basically there was a bad accident and the entire freeway was detoured to a side road. It took about four hours to cover five miles and she JUST WOULDN'T SHUT UP. I thought I might claw my own eyes out.
But OMFG, the second I stuck my dick in her it was like the entire sky just filled with rainbows.
1 cdisc 2017-08-15
Can you put this post in a time capsule and open it again in 20 years? A 45 year old male will always be very attracted to a 25 year old female. Ant takes it to a very unhealthy and creepy age though.
1 thebedshow 2017-08-15
Because they are at their physical peak, they have not looked beyond that.
1 thebedshow 2017-08-15
Because they are at their physical peak, they have not looked beyond that.
1 satanssockpuppet 2017-08-15
When you're in your late 20s-early 30s dating girls in their early 20s can be great, as they're not constantly droning on and on about how their stupid kids are "their whole life" which gets real, real old real, real fast. But once you hit 35-40 you a) have nothing in common with a 22 year old other than wanting to fuck her and b) you're never gonna be able to keep up with them and every social situation will be as awkward as fuck.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-08-15
You are equating attraction to having to have a conversation with some chick. No. I can find a valid cunt attractive enough to fuck without having any desire to listen to any of her alleged life experiences.
1 EdgarChipperson 2017-08-15
That could be the most douchey part of both their personalities. "I only like the young girls" yuck, time to grow the fuck up and find someone your own age.