A truly hideous specimen

41  2017-08-14 by JoeCumiasCockBreath

10 comments

Only a face a weird uncle could love.

Suuuuuure

they called me Kid Gorgeous later on it was Kid Presentable then Kid Gruesome and then, not sam

Sam's five head doesn't have dreams, it has epic sagas. And they all involve greased up he-men pretending to fight. Sam wakes up after with sticky shorts.

Sam Szyslak

You can call me ray, or you can call me gay

Sam without a doubt has chronic constipation. He eats nothing but processed food and doesn't touch fruits and vegetables. So he literally is full of shit.

His face always looks sideways.

Throw it back!!!!

His looks are still better than his radio talent.