Hey, Keith, it's Artie. Listen, I'm not gonna make it into work today. I'm sick; I'm sick as a dog.
170 2017-08-14 by BabyDinosaurHead
it's like 3:00 on a Tuesday afternoon, and I got a fever... I'm spraying shit everywhere. I'm gonna try to get rid of this today and uh, I should be there tomorrow, hopefully. Sorry, Keith.
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1 bestshowvault 2017-08-14
I think the show being in the afternoon is going to help a lot. He'll have plenty of time to cop before showtime.
1 Opesterino 2017-08-14
unless he goes to a methadone clinic, there will be days he wont be able to find.. that is unless keith the cunt pulls a few strings
1 late_50s_why 2017-08-14
Reminder that Keith the cunt can't get Comio out of the biting accident
1 Toss__Pot 2017-08-14
pull a few peckas
1 SGFTI 2017-08-14
Pretty sure a longtime addict with reliable cashflow has many avenues and doesn't have to sit in a parking lot at 3am waiting for a friend of a friend who may or may not show up.
1 Opesterino 2017-08-14
I agree but still, there will be times he wont be able to get.
1 Tumblr_PrivilegeMAN 2017-08-14
It's NYC, there are about 10,000 street dealers in 10 square miles.
1 jjoharanyc1 2017-08-14
And once they get that studio in the city, it'll be a lot easier for Artie.
Maybe that's what the bump in sub money's about.
1 Jungies 2017-08-14
Keith will have a couple of stamp bags tucked away somewhere, for "emergencies".
1 DougmanWGodspeed 2017-08-14
When I saw him live back in February he was late for the show, despite having a hotel room in the Casino he was performing at.
Compound Media could be the swan song before his timely death. Which is far more embarrassing than any of his "I did blow while dressed like a pig" stories.
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-08-14
he still won't last. give it six weeks before Artie starts showing up late.
1 kevin121312 2017-08-14
6 weeks? He won't be on time the first week
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-08-14
Best hope is to move the show back to Anthony's basement and let Artie live there free of judgement.
1 Stuper_man03 2017-08-14
The studio isn't in Anthony's basement any more? Fuck I'm out of touch. Where is it now?
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-08-14
Downtown NY somewhere.
1 JerseyLowLife 2017-08-14
the top of the empire state building
1 GullibleGilbert 2017-08-14
I hope in the world trade center in 2001
1 BabyDinosaurHead 2017-08-14
Excuse me?
1 Tanwhiteman 2017-08-14
As a former opiate addict, i can attest to this. The day we dont have dope- its a wrap on that day until we can find some. This is going to be a disaster
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-08-14
I hadn't heard this
1 kevin121312 2017-08-14
yeah, he tried to stab himself and he's been on drugs for a while.
1 SayntJ 2017-08-14
That's all we need. Another addict with legal problems. DiPaolo would have been the way to go.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-14
Let's all convince Nick to leave his burgeoning Sirius gig to work at CP Media.
1 SayntJ 2017-08-14
Not leave. Supplement. Nicks show is now 8-10, when it was 6-8. He can do both shows, but on second thought... one of the shows will suffer because there's only so much to talk about.
1 EastSideDan 2017-08-14
Nah. Nick's a good guy. I dont want him to destroy his career with Anthony
1 TARE_ME 2017-08-14
There are 109 years of FBI crime statistics... I'm sure they'd find something.
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-08-14
Yeah, then maybe they'd finally get around to talking about race on TACS. Jesus Christ. I like Nick well enough, and hate liberals more than conservatives, but his show is boring, slow, unfunny and unlistenable.
1 Anarox 2017-08-14
But they do talk about race all the time already!
1 Grillskillz 2017-08-14
more like 6 episodes
1 McGowan9 2017-08-14
Wait, do you mean to tell me that you don't think it's a good idea to have a show co-hosted by an alcoholic and an alcoholic drug addict - all produced by an ex cop with no previous experience in entertainment?
Get the fuck out of here!
1 RBuddCumia 2017-08-14
Once they get into the NYC all three can just ride that wave to success.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-14
No I don't
1 JespyZero 2017-08-14
That's a pretty bold statement, sir.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-14
I got hot takes on everything.
1 BabyDinosaurHead 2017-08-14
I wish you had hot lead in your skull.
1 jwy1982 2017-08-14
Didn't you hear that they're working on a new logo?
1 -Palaver 2017-08-14
I'm sure they are assuming Artie will only make it 2-3 days a week tops.
1 Opesterino 2017-08-14
cough
1 LarryKleist711 2017-08-14
He'll be late or a no show at the first sign of fog.
1 EYE8OPIE 2017-08-14
The fact that "Compound Media" still exists is the funniest thing about it
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1 Anarox 2017-08-14
Good, they need to pivot out of politics. Gavin is tired some. Hopefully Artie brings in some comedians
1 Toss__Pot 2017-08-14
What kind of dog?
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-08-14
I think Artie would be a basset hound.
1 jofreal 2017-08-14
Artie's run on Compound is going to eclipse both the tenure and prestige of his time with Howard. He will become a model of punctuality and reliability under the guidance of Keith. His stand-up asking fee will again skyrocket with the invaluable promotional tool of the Compound platform.
1 mcb84 2017-08-14
Im looking forward to him nodding off during a long winded political rant the way he would during kathy griffin interviews
1 BabyDinosaurHead 2017-08-14
You know, there's actually a funny story about that...
1 RealCelebrityType 2017-08-14
Shouldn't Keith as a cop, be out there keeping the public safe from filth, scum, scammers and dangerous and violent sex offenders, instead of working with him?
1 Jackthejew 2017-08-14
Yes but he's known ant a long time
1 alternative_faps 2017-08-14
You'd be surprised by how many cops used to hang with the criminals they end up locking up, later in life. Two sides of the same coin, since you gotta be cool w/ pushing people around to be good at either.
1 BloodyfuckinKingalux 2017-08-14
When Artie got the Stern job he got calls from friends saying congratulations Art, I have you 3 weeks. When he gets the Cumia job he'll get the same call, but they'll be talking about his life expectancy.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-08-14
Artie is on Greg Fitzsimmons podcast this week and it's the most lucid & funny Ive heard him in a long time. The ups & downs with that guy are just exhausting.
1 cosko 2017-08-14
Whats the name of the podcast?
1 Thelonius16 2017-08-14
I don't even have the interest and energy to figure out how to cancel.
1 realister 2017-08-14
Whats the over under on him missing a show in the first month?
1 Moxson4 2017-08-14
I've been out of the loop lately but did Artie recently relapse again, and if so, was it heroin?
1 aidspiss 2017-08-14
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
1 katyperryfarted 2017-08-14
Can you calm down on the nigger shit?
1 philtheprince 2017-08-14
What's the over/under on Ant turning into a heroin addict? I'd like to think he's smarter than that... But his judgement doesn't seem fantastic.
1 satanssockpuppet 2017-08-14
Weird childhoods, substance abuse, getting fired from radio programs, losing lots of money, doing podcasts...those two should have no shortage of topics to discuss. By hour two though, they'll probably have to bring in a guest or something.
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1 Anarox 2017-08-14
Artie Lange Co hosting the compound is fucking excellent news, not only does it hopefully bring Ant back to comedy instead of politics, better guests are more likely to visit, going to be a interesting first show. It's actually a big get for an independent radio show to get Artie.