The Compound Media price increase is literally a Brother Joe Tax

98  2017-08-14 by Whydontulovemelynsi

From H.R. 4815 of the 115th Congress - "The Kidspitsky Act"

  • Compound Media SHALL fire the cleaning staff and force it's engineers to scrub the floors after work. Joe SHALL remain.

  • Compound Media SHALL increase the price for loyal subscribers. Joe SHALL remain.

  • Compound Media SHALL prevent Keith from affording to keep the Legion of Skanks when they were asking for less than $500/week. Joe SHALL remain.

  • Compound Media SHALL ensure that East Side Dave has to stretch his $50/week to pay for a staff of six plus the in-house band. Joe SHALL remain.

Gavin McInnes will be gone soon when his contract is finished; but there's good news, Joe shall remain.

30 comments

1  TheStarman64 2017-08-14

Gavin McInnes will be gone soon when his contract is finished

Proof?

1  Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-08-14

go fuck yourself

1  greygooser 2017-08-14

That's proof enough for me

1  TheMaestro2 2017-08-14

thats kicking game....Grown Ass Man Education

1  oklolol 2017-08-14

This is Gavin's twitter in June https://web.archive.org/web/20170604211729/https://twitter.com/Gavin_McInnes This is Gavin's Twitter today https://twitter.com/Gavin_McInnes

Notice something different?

1  BabyDinosaurHead 2017-08-14

A bio that makes me teeth hurt.

1  EdguhMellencamp 2017-08-14

Exactly. It's just more funding for Joe's child sex dungeon.

1  red-light 2017-08-14

Anthony increasing taxes like a libtard.

1  I-take-beast-shits 2017-08-14

How about this guido faggot turns the heater down on his pool to 80 degrees, that would help save him thousands in his electric bill

1  Nulltor 2017-08-14

He thinks it will attract children.

1  SmallWorldComedy 2017-08-14

Antwan president now!

1  Reinhard___Heydrich 2017-08-14

Its to cover Joes spit habit the domestic is too bland he has moved on to only imported spit

1  Jungies 2017-08-14

Why doesn't Ant get Brother Joe to chauffeur him in to the city, and vacuum the studio while he's at it?

Come to think of it, what's a Roomba cost - $300 or so?

1  Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-08-14

Roombas aren't mentioned in the quran. Could be haram for anthony.

1  theology_bro 2017-08-14

They should attach heroin needles to the Roomba and put it under Artie's desk. Babysitting problem solved, dawgs.

1  Toss__Pot 2017-08-14

I wonder if BroJoe threatens Anth with wannabe biker violence

1  CommodorePawsey 2017-08-14

That is among the greatest of all violences!

1  throwawaymanthrows 2017-08-14

Hmm, should I pay 8 bucks a month for Netflix or 10 bucks a month for a drunken pedarest's basement show?

1  xxmikekxx 2017-08-14

$10 a month still with commercials

1  JoeCumiaSr 2017-08-14

For a company that charges 3x what Amazon does and has slower shipping.

1  --DC-- 2017-08-14

Wait... $500/week for one show, or was it $500 for multiple shows? For all of them, or each?

1  breadmoccasin 2017-08-14

I think it has something to do with hiring a heroin addict with a bigger name than him to be his co-host.

1  LamarThePotato 2017-08-14

Heroin bags for a certain someone.

1  Moxson4 2017-08-14

Anthony getting Artie might end up being the deal of the century! Artie's fame is dying & he now looks like a gray haired former clown that use to be accused of touching kids at birthday parties. I bet Ant picked him up cheap.

1  BelindaBlinkedThrice 2017-08-14

Well, if the increase is $2/mth per subscriber, and he has to offer him 100k/yr min I would think, that means Ant has probably X number of subscribers. Solve for X, I'm too lazy.

1  captaingary 2017-08-14

50k, not likely.

1  TOPICALJOKELOL 2017-08-14

7.75

1  BelindaBlinkedThrice 2017-08-14

Perhaps more than that, Topical ...

1  ZigginZaggin 2017-08-14

Really it's the Artie Lange tax. Keith and Anthony probably signed Artie to a six-figure contract thus assuming a ton of risk (at least for Anthony.)

1  naziniggerfaggot 2017-08-14

isn't it more likely an artie tax?

1  chippersonlyle 2017-08-14

Those super soakers aren't going to fill themselves up with child spit...

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1  GreatGrandini 2017-08-14

Well Joe can't support himself.

1  joeybeans12 2017-08-14

Joe is technically self-unemployed

1  greygooser 2017-08-14

That's proof enough for me