That's a good point. Artie is openly conservative, but sounds like the kind of conservative liberals can tolerate. Now he's on with a guy who loves Trump and is openly racist. He can't possibly still be on that show can he?
Did you hear the podcast with him and gilbert? They both said nigger about 200 times. If he didn't get fired for that I don't know what he has to do to actually get fired.
Why? Then teaming up again would be the greatest thing that could ever happen to this subreddit. Open phones, endless abuse, knowledge that he was getting paid $100 a show, Ant would be his boss, East Side Dave would be of equal status, etc etc etc. Tits not getting the gig is a fucking nightmare.
Come on, you know those phones would be screened like crazy if the Opester was on. And he'd probably buy into the company like Gavin so he couldn't say Anthony was his boss.
Nah. Notice the pitch e-mail made it sound like the money was going to give somebody like Eastside Dave a raise. So that would be their out. "Well, we didn't say it was for Artie, we said it was to make current shows better and work on apps and shiznit."
Whether Artie lasts or not, it's going to be a funny fucking show. Plus, when they come on Jim and Sam to promote, we get Jim, Ant, Artie. The final nail in the coffin is when Anthony gets Jimmy in there. That would be an unstoppable show.
The bit where they insert the word nigger into Beatles songs maybe be the funniest low brow bit i have ever heard in my life. Artie and Gilbert egg each other on in a manner that rivals Ant and Jim.
Artie's only hope is to find a routine of addiction and sobriety that won't kill him. He will never be clean, but maybe if he only fucks up every other week he'll last another 5-7 years.
That wasn't his question. He was talking about guys who were famous and funny before they got sober. Guys like Norton, Vos and CQ were all sober before they started doing comedy.
Wasn't referring to any of them...sobriety is a common feature of stand up comedians who have been in the game for a long time.
They tend to be drunks or sober.
What happens when 2 substance abusers, both fired from the same company, with recent mugshots, jail stints, & court ordered appearances in rehab team up? The Artie & Anthony show!
As an added bonus, it's an arab and a half-indian half-german both pretending to be italian.
“Artie was basically offered too much money to walk away from,” the insider told Radar. “And it was Anthony’s idea to place Artie’s name first. They’ve been friends for a while.”
Yeah (((RadarOnline))) this story was an "exclusive". Exclusive on this sub two weeks ago, ya filthy thieves. You owe /u/ihaveaholeinmyass compensation and I won't stop demanding it untill you either pay up or (((you're))) all run into the sea.
I haven't seen one of his shows in about six months but that doesn't really matter. This will most likely be the two swopping the same tired stories we've already heard over the years with guests we either don't know or have heard on O&A/Stern a million times that'll just turn into a ball washing. I can't see it turning out to be anything must see but to each their own.
It has the promise. I'm sure there will be some great moments.
But I'd rather Anthony get a co-host that can keep him on track rather than a guy Anthony has to keep on track. Anthony with Bob Kelly or Luis J. Gomez would be better so they could steer the ship.
As Radar reported, Lange, an addict who has tried to commit suicide twice, is opening up about his July collapse in Chicago as a result of an abscess near his heart. When doctors operated, Lange recently revealed, they found “a reservoir [containing] a bunch of heroin and cocaine that formed a sludge.”
I bet Ant will tolerate Artie's junkie bullshit much better than DiPaolo did. My favorite part about the Nick and Artie show was DiPaolo's simmering anger towards his co-host. You knew that the show was doomed from the start.
As a day one subscriber, not happy about this. I'm a fan of Ant by himself or with one of the younger comedians that's into politics. That's just me. I'll give it shot but with this and the increase, I'm probably done.
What a fat druggie faggot. Saying he's "worked" with judd apatow as if it was in the same capacity as Seth rogen. It's like when rich vos kept mentioning Chris Rock but hes serious.
Reservoir with cocaine and heroin that formed a sludge? I like Artie and he does have a serious drug problem but that sounds like bullshit, or he's so disinterested in his health that he can't be bothered to learn the medical term for what's wrong with him.
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1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-14
If this is what he considers a comeback, being on a video podcast with Anthony Cumia in 2017, he should try suicide again.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-08-14
Wait until Mrs. Apatow finds out that Artie is teamed up with Anthony Cumia; if Crashing goes 20 seasons, I garuntee Artie will never be on again.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-14
That's a good point. Artie is openly conservative, but sounds like the kind of conservative liberals can tolerate. Now he's on with a guy who loves Trump and is openly racist. He can't possibly still be on that show can he?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-08-14
I would say at the very least that "it does not bode well for him."
1 SpaceOctagon 2017-08-14
Did you hear the podcast with him and gilbert? They both said nigger about 200 times. If he didn't get fired for that I don't know what he has to do to actually get fired.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-08-14
Judd likes Gilbert, that's the difference.
1 LarryKleist711 2017-08-14
And Gilbert is ahem, a Jew.
1 BelindaBlinkedThrice 2017-08-14
ME: A "juh"
1 Yaseetheo 2017-08-14
Poor faggot Keith teasing this travesty for a month then to have it posted online.
1 age_of_cage 2017-08-14
Keith is the "insider" you turnip.
1 Yaseetheo 2017-08-14
No need for name calling pal.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-08-14
Anthony put Artie's name first. On a network Anthony owns.
1 WeWuzKangz 2017-08-14
Sounds better, honestly
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-14
But I do love Artie's idea of Opiate & Anthony. That was one of the funniest things he's said in a long time.
1 Yaseetheo 2017-08-14
I'm sure he will repeat that joke at least 10 times on the new show.
1 PassProtect15 2017-08-14
purposeful brand confusion. Artie and Anthony sounds roughly like Opie and Anthony.
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-08-14
MIND CONTROL
1 Dennyislife 2017-08-14
As long as isn't Opie I am cool with it
1 Dawgsie 2017-08-14
Why? Then teaming up again would be the greatest thing that could ever happen to this subreddit. Open phones, endless abuse, knowledge that he was getting paid $100 a show, Ant would be his boss, East Side Dave would be of equal status, etc etc etc. Tits not getting the gig is a fucking nightmare.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-14
Come on, you know those phones would be screened like crazy if the Opester was on. And he'd probably buy into the company like Gavin so he couldn't say Anthony was his boss.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-14
So they raised the price for a guy nobody has confidence is going to last.
1 Enrique420 2017-08-14
I know right? Do we refunds when Artie kicks off?
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-14
Nah. Notice the pitch e-mail made it sound like the money was going to give somebody like Eastside Dave a raise. So that would be their out. "Well, we didn't say it was for Artie, we said it was to make current shows better and work on apps and shiznit."
1 JerkStoreJ 2017-08-14
And they announce the increase before announcing Artie. Another brilliant business move by kief
1 loscrenshaw 2017-08-14
Whether Artie lasts or not, it's going to be a funny fucking show. Plus, when they come on Jim and Sam to promote, we get Jim, Ant, Artie. The final nail in the coffin is when Anthony gets Jimmy in there. That would be an unstoppable show.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-14
No, the real gem wouldn't be Jim in there, it would be Gilbert.
1 DickSlit 2017-08-14
The bit where they insert the word nigger into Beatles songs maybe be the funniest low brow bit i have ever heard in my life. Artie and Gilbert egg each other on in a manner that rivals Ant and Jim.
1 Dennyislife 2017-08-14
That was on the canceled Opie show too. Some going.
1 NitratePrint 2017-08-14
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-14
Given that he's a junkie that might be Eastside Dave's sad salary.
1 humanmeat 2017-08-14
I thought they fired the staff and sold the desks over there, where's the money comin from?
1 kevin_k 2017-08-14
I love Artie. I have since I first heard him on Stern when he came in with Norm MacDonald. And I've liked his appearances here and there.
All that said, two things:
he's not what he used to be. He's got the disconnectedness of someone who has suffered through addiction and drug abuse for decades.
he has literally fucked up every single regular gig he's tried to do starting with the HSS. Why would this be different?
1 spicysandwich80 2017-08-14
Sober Artie is an unfunny painful Artie. I hate to say it, but the fact he's a junkie makes him tolerable on radio. This is sober artie, he's miserable and cranky, and ironically looks like he's on something the entire time.
Artie's only hope is to find a routine of addiction and sobriety that won't kill him. He will never be clean, but maybe if he only fucks up every other week he'll last another 5-7 years.
1 dankfranklin 2017-08-14
Uh, Artie isn't sober there. An hour even he fucking forgets he walked in eating a burger.
1 philtheprince 2017-08-14
Sometimes they find footing again. Newly sober James Hetfield Metallica wasn't good, but it's gotten better. I don't have a comedy example. Anyone?
1 littlepeteferguson 2017-08-14
Dave Attell. He didn't do the AA thing but he quit drinking so he wouldn't die. Still funny.
1 philtheprince 2017-08-14
There's a good one. Ronnie B, while I don't really like his show, is very funny, and he's a 12 step guy I believe.
1 Eternalforms 2017-08-14
literally the majority of comedians were drug addicts and alcoholics and quit at some point
1 littlepeteferguson 2017-08-14
That wasn't his question. He was talking about guys who were famous and funny before they got sober. Guys like Norton, Vos and CQ were all sober before they started doing comedy.
1 Eternalforms 2017-08-14
Wasn't referring to any of them...sobriety is a common feature of stand up comedians who have been in the game for a long time. They tend to be drunks or sober.
1 littlepeteferguson 2017-08-14
Oh wow! I hadn't noticed. Tell me more!
1 littlepeteferguson 2017-08-14
Dave Attell. He didn't do the AA thing but he quit drinking so he wouldn't die. Still funny.
1 littlepeteferguson 2017-08-14
Dave Attell. He didn't do the AA thing but he quit drinking so he wouldn't die. Still funny.
1 littlepeteferguson 2017-08-14
Dave Attell. He didn't do the AA thing but he quit drinking so he wouldn't die. Still funny.
1 littlepeteferguson 2017-08-14
Dave Attell. He didn't do the AA thing but he quit drinking so he wouldn't die. Still funny.
1 littlepeteferguson 2017-08-14
Dave Attell. He didn't do the AA thing but he quit drinking so he wouldn't die. Still funny.
1 littlepeteferguson 2017-08-14
Dave Attell. He didn't do the AA thing but he quit drinking so he wouldn't die. Still funny.
1 littlepeteferguson 2017-08-14
Dave Attell. He didn't do the AA thing but he quit drinking so he wouldn't die. Still funny.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-14
I do like the use of those dots.
1 kevin_k 2017-08-14
That's just how I roll
1 aTwinkForFez 2017-08-14
looks official
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-14
Sure do dude.
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-08-14
Why not make a powerpoint presentation you over achieving ass.
1 kevin_k 2017-08-14
Your bar for "overachieving" is pretty low.
1 Showerbeersx 2017-08-14
Artie's washed up, he mumbles and his heroin shtick is getting old. Anthony's show is so bad that even a co host isn't going to help.
1 TheDannySaint 2017-08-14
Remember when Opie teased Artie as his co-host? LOL
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-14
FAWKIN SIRIUS WOULDN'T LET THAT HAPPEN BECAUSE THEY KNEW WE'D BE FAWKIN HUGE!
1 thrillated 2017-08-14
Already in the works.
sniff
1 RoosterBrains 2017-08-14
Howie killed that deal
1 brmlb 2017-08-14
What happens when 2 substance abusers, both fired from the same company, with recent mugshots, jail stints, & court ordered appearances in rehab team up? The Artie & Anthony show!
As an added bonus, it's an arab and a half-indian half-german both pretending to be italian.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-14
That's a better pitch than Keith will come up with.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-08-14
Isn't that steve grillo the inside source? Doesn't he blab everything to radar?
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-14
Yep.
1 Jungies 2017-08-14
It sounds like Keith the Ex-Cop to me:
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-14
The AA show.
Lol
1 jjoharanyc1 2017-08-14
Actually the AaA show.
1 RicketyChippa 2017-08-14
Tss what are they gonna do a show about car repair or somptin
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-14
Or fawkin BATTERIES!
1 Don_Panera 2017-08-14
Tss.. tss... yeah what are they? Stuttering alcoholics or sumthin?!
1 McGowan9 2017-08-14
This should be funny but it'll end like the Jessie's Girl scene in Boogie Nights. Which will also be hilarious.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-14
I'm sure he'll sing Jessie's Girl in a faggy robe on his gay karaoke stage. But does he have his guns back?
1 McGowan9 2017-08-14
More to the point, will there be a Chinese twink named Cosmo involved? Anthony actually kind of looks like that guy, only uglier and with worse hair http://images.amcnetworks.com/ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Alfred-Molina.jpg
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-14
And would Joe be the black guy to sneak in to help Anthony/Rahad.
1 McGowan9 2017-08-14
And would hopefully meet the same fate.
1 anodyne01 2017-08-14
Don't bring Rick Springfield into this. He's a saint on earth and my first crush before I realized that it was gay.
1 yakovsdinnertrays 2017-08-14
Could the story have come from this sub?.... again
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-08-14
Yeah (((RadarOnline))) this story was an "exclusive". Exclusive on this sub two weeks ago, ya filthy thieves. You owe /u/ihaveaholeinmyass compensation and I won't stop demanding it untill you either pay up or (((you're))) all run into the sea.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-08-14
https://mobile.twitter.com/adeliaratterree/status/894267343253241856
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-08-14
rich cunts
i hate rich cunts
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-08-14
I notice there is no mention of Brother Joe's dividends on this deal?
1 satanssockpuppet 2017-08-14
Oh boy! I can't WAIT to hear the story about the time he did drugs again!
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-14
Did you know he snored during a Kathy Griffin interview once?
1 BumbiBestie 2017-08-14
give him a break! he was tired from walking to St. Louis.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-14
Did he snort meth to get there?
1 crookedmile 2017-08-14
Or the time he was in LA county jail???
1 crookedmile 2017-08-14
Or the time he was in LA county jail???
1 crookedmile 2017-08-14
Or the time he was in LA county jail???
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-14
I'm fuckin doing blow at a Zanies in Columbus at 2 in the afternoon.
1 satanssockpuppet 2017-08-14
"One time I did so much coke..." "HOW MUCH COKE DID YOU DO???"
"One time I did so much heroin..." "HOW MUCH HEROIN DID YOU DO???"
"One time I tried suboxone..." "HOW MUCH SUBOXONE DID YOU TRY???"
1 ffffantomas 2017-08-14
Question for those of you who watch Ants show: is Artie a good addition?
1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2017-08-14
I haven't seen one of his shows in about six months but that doesn't really matter. This will most likely be the two swopping the same tired stories we've already heard over the years with guests we either don't know or have heard on O&A/Stern a million times that'll just turn into a ball washing. I can't see it turning out to be anything must see but to each their own.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-14
It has the promise. I'm sure there will be some great moments.
But I'd rather Anthony get a co-host that can keep him on track rather than a guy Anthony has to keep on track. Anthony with Bob Kelly or Luis J. Gomez would be better so they could steer the ship.
1 spicysandwich80 2017-08-14
THIS IS GOING GREAT
1 BelindaBlinkedThrice 2017-08-14
Hope Ant doesn't pay him upfront
1 DickSlit 2017-08-14
A fair article from Radar about Ant? In the words of Bobby Lee, "Who knew?".
1 MattressBoy 2017-08-14
I bet Ant will tolerate Artie's junkie bullshit much better than DiPaolo did. My favorite part about the Nick and Artie show was DiPaolo's simmering anger towards his co-host. You knew that the show was doomed from the start.
1 Peckahnator 2017-08-14
Shitposters don't count, you lazy hack!
1 GuyMontagMAGA 2017-08-14
Nice leak Keith.
1 GuyMontagMAGA 2017-08-14
As a day one subscriber, not happy about this. I'm a fan of Ant by himself or with one of the younger comedians that's into politics. That's just me. I'll give it shot but with this and the increase, I'm probably done.
1 Edsheeranz 2017-08-14
What a fat druggie faggot. Saying he's "worked" with judd apatow as if it was in the same capacity as Seth rogen. It's like when rich vos kept mentioning Chris Rock but hes serious.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-08-14
Reservoir with cocaine and heroin that formed a sludge? I like Artie and he does have a serious drug problem but that sounds like bullshit, or he's so disinterested in his health that he can't be bothered to learn the medical term for what's wrong with him.
Cent'anni Artie, but probably not.
1 DryTeeth 2017-08-14
Should call the show 'The AA Show....not'
Or sumptin...
1 packitchofsositch 2017-08-14
I'm not gonna be a pessimist. I want funny Ant and maybe what people were saying - "he just needs a cohost, any cohost" - is true.
I'll wait until it actually becomes a trainwreck before I start assuming it'll be a trainwreck.
1 Kevtv 2017-08-14
Cokie and Tranthony
1 BaggySpandex 2017-08-14
A suicidal junkie did the bit better than you.
1 ScarletNumbers 2017-08-14
For certain values of popular
1 jofreal 2017-08-14
Twenty years ago this would've been a hell of a pairing. Now it's just kind of sad, and so transparently doomed to be short-lived.
1 Jaeromaru 2017-08-14
Worth a shot but I have a shitty attention span.
1 katyperryfarted 2017-08-14
Artie's done with heroin in the same way Kanye West is done being an annoying nigger shoe salesman.
1 strappingyoungladdie 2017-08-14
Now they just need a decent third mic
1 _Backstreets_ 2017-08-14
It's shocking watching Artie on Artie Lange show clips from only 4 years ago to how he looks now.
I fear he's not long for this world, I know many have thought this each year with Artie but something seems final about his recent crash and burn.
1 PlasticJugVodka 2017-08-14
I guess dying/being brought back to life every now and again takes its toll.
1 aRTie02150 2017-08-14
Kratom
1 we_ball 2017-08-14
Artie is a fuckin' slob. Maybe he was funny back when he was with Stern, but the dude is a bum. A real crumb bum
1 Moxson4 2017-08-14
I about shit when I read that he's only 50!
1 Moxson4 2017-08-14
Maybe Artie will be the shot in the arm that Compound Media needs?
1 BaggySpandex 2017-08-14
Artie mostly snorted.
1 Moxson4 2017-08-14
Line Of The Day!
1 holodog 2017-08-14
A&A Party Rock!!
1 CommanderCock 2017-08-14
I'm excited to watch Artie slowly die.
1 realister 2017-08-14
Can't wait for Artie to tell that story when he fell asleep on Howard Stern show for the millionth time.
1 satanssockpuppet 2017-08-14
"When doctors operated, Lange recently revealed, they found “a reservoir [containing] a bunch of heroin and cocaine that formed a sludge.”
Sure they did, Artie, sure they did, as we all know that's exactly how the human body works. You're a legendary drug abuser, OK? Feel better now?
1 xe_om 2017-08-14
The Crypt Keeper and Fat Crypt Keeper Show
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-14
Did you know he snored during a Kathy Griffin interview once?
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-14
I'm fuckin doing blow at a Zanies in Columbus at 2 in the afternoon.
1 satanssockpuppet 2017-08-14
"One time I did so much coke..." "HOW MUCH COKE DID YOU DO???"
"One time I did so much heroin..." "HOW MUCH HEROIN DID YOU DO???"
"One time I tried suboxone..." "HOW MUCH SUBOXONE DID YOU TRY???"