Mike Rowe's a good egg

1  2017-08-14 by throwawizzlemahnizzl

13 comments

I liked him more before they realized he made up that bicycle story...

wha happen?

He told some story from his childhood on O&J, and the moral of the story was to never run from the police. Then a bunch of former boy scouts called up and said their camp counselors used to tell the exact story. Basically it was an old wives tale. Nothing against the moral of the story, but I don't know why he had to pretend it happened to him.

He's the Mark Normand of the dyi industry

He's a blowhard douche local theater reject whose current job is that he used to pretend to have other jobs.

'blowhard' is my porn nickname

So he's an "Adam Carolla type".

Pretend to have other jobs

So sounds like he made it in theater then.
Don't be angry at Mike because he reminds you of all those jobs you don't have.

Opera singer and crab boat narrator

His voice just makes you want to... buy a ford

Rowe's

Christ.

Rowe's = Rowe is

right? educate me daddy

The post was titled:

Mike Rowe's is a good egg

It's gay enough editing it but at least take the beating for being a silly bimbo, you dishonourable heathen.

My apologies, I misread the title as "Mike Rowe's is a good egg" due to my cripplingly stupidity and gayness.

I'll just go and shitter-fuck myself to death now.

Stop linking Cellar Crowd shit.