So it looks like Anthony is going to be banned from the Comedy Cellar/Village Underground over this Jon Stewart shit.

36  2017-08-14 by stinksskc

Wont be doing no live shows no mo

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Maybe 3 people could boycott the club, that'll show 'em.

standwithant up and running again?

It's true. I heard it on SSN.

Ant seems to have a bad habit of getting banned for his behavior. You'd think after 4 in a row he'd look inward. Maybe stop drinking

this is alcoholism

Instead he goes to fake rehab, his friends support him while he lies to their faces, then he drinks on the flight home. Friends never call him out, they'll pretend they weren't enablers when he's found dead in his pool. He let you praise him on air, while he knew he was playing make believe. How humiliating.

When was this rehab stint? Is there more about it somewhere?

After he tried to eat a waifish girl.

Yes check the court records

This entire sub last March-April

Didn't Brother Joe claim he was drinking wine while at the rehab facility?

I'd love to see this.

I'd also love to see the one where he explained that Ant gives him money. I never got to see that if anybody has it screen capped.

Bro Joe would be the first guy Pesci would cap after the Lufthansa Heist. Dumb fuck probably thought he was so cool bragging to all his middle-aged deadbeat friends on Facebook how his brother was "beating the system," but ends up just getting everyone involved in trouble.

Sometimes cool people need to drink, I'll kill myself if Ant starts talking about sobriety un-ironically, then & being a diva about the temperature of his eggs.

If you don't drink &/or do drugs .... ur a pussy!

Sometimes cool people need to drink, I'll kill myself if Ant starts talking about sobriety un-ironically, then & being a diva about the temperature of his eggs.

If you don't drink &/or do drugs .... ur a pussy!

I heard you the first time.

I really didnt do this deliberately .. so deleting it.

Sorrrryyy! you dicks!

He was handed a tall glass of Coke with lots of ice and a lemon twist on one of the Chip Podacasts, not even being subtle about the fact half was probably rum.

Where the fuck are the revolutinary medical advances we were promised.

As funny as he is, he really has a penchant for self sabotage. When he was on the Jim and Sam show for the second time, and goes into a 15 minute diatribe about race, and then makes a joke about how great it woulda been if Hitler had won the war, it just makes me think he wants to be told to get the fuck out.

He is proof that their are professional victims on the right as well as the left.

I just listened to it. I cannot believe he is literally saying (white) KIDS NEED TO SEE PEOPLE OF THEIR OWN RACE IN MEDIA SO THEY DONT FEEL LEFT OUT. He's like a white buzzfeed article.

He isn't even white and complains about Tv not being 100% white, he's a retard.

Yeah true that sausage sucker should go fuck his noona in the coocha until he fills her cannoli and makes more ginny niglets

link?

Smart move making the Hitler "joke" when Greenstein let him back in. Jews are notoriously light hearted and jovial about that whole period.

It's almost as if Anthony's a dumb wop with a tendency to self destruct.

Smart move making the Hitler "joke" when Greenstein let him back in. Jews are notoriously light hearted and jovial about that whole period.

Sir, I'll have you know, that from my experience, the exact opposite is the case.

No! Get outta here!

Even Vosh who admits sucking dick for rock gets zealous when it comes to the Middle-East and thinks Israel should bomb Iran. Kikes gonna kike

What's so bad about bombing Iran?

Good little Goyim that's what (((We))) like to hear.

Fuck the jews!!

It's expensive.

Even Vosh who laughs about sucking dick for rock gets zealous when it comes to the Middle-East and thinks Israel should bomb Iran. Kikes gonna kike.

Yeah he should have let that faggot insult him

He can't behave. Why can't they behave?

SNN never sleeps.

:)!

That's some borderline murder-worthy punctuation if I've ever seen it.

:(!

the devil kratom keeps him awake at night

What are your sources indicating for the Chip podacast held at the cellar? Will he be banned from the building?

Well I was on ykwd, it's held in an apartment above the cellar owned by the cellar.

Stinks always backs it up with sources.

SNN, to the top!

Which club was is that Sherrod assaulted Mark Normand, that Mark later talked about?

If it was the Cellar, are they both still banned?

Stand up ny

God damnit I thought I had a point!

Either way that fight didn't end up on page six. I think the cellar guy is a retard why wouldn't Anthony talk about what happened? But since the chip pod is done there it's really gonna complicate things for ant.

would be nice for anthony if chip moved his pod to compound productions. dunno how it relates to this discussion tho.

ps- can I have a position in SNN?

Sure just fax your resume over to my assistant Wilson in discord

Anthony has become a 13 year old girl, which is ironic. After his altercation, he tweeted something like "so, I just had words with Jon Stewart at the comedy cellar." He did the same thing when he had the times square incident. What 60 year old man's first instinct is to go onto social media and talk about what just happened to him? That's what kids do.

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Not calling you fake news, but it was at the Village Underground for sure my good man.

My point being that the club is owned by the Cellar and the Sherrod/Normand incident actually escalated to violence but neither were banned for any amount of time. I'm sure they have a better relationship and are more well liked by Noam and company than Ant though.

The difference is Stewart >>> Sherrod

Either way sherrod is cousins with Chris rock and that's the only reason he gets spots there, also yes Noam is just a dumb Jew any did nothing wrong

Both those people make money for the cellar. That's the difference.

They are also successful comedians that people pay to see. AntH brings nothing to the table for The Cellar.

Just do shows at the brokerage or governors. Better to going to the city anyway.

Yah I don't think it's that simple buddy.

Everyone is gravitating to The Stand.

What's the owner of the cellar gonna do. Make Ant wear a head band, or sumthin?

oof

If it happened like Anthony said it did (I believe him) he didn't really do anything wrong. Stewart refused to shake his hand which is a bitch move in itself but especially if it's because of jokes because Stewart lampooned countless prominent figures and I bet they shook his hand when he met some of them.

The only reason Anthony's banned is because Jon Stewart is a power in the entertainment industry and Ant isn't. You can't fault someone for not being a pushover.

You lost me at "I believe him...". If Ant's account is by some miracle 100% accurate, then I agree with you, but I've learned to take everything that self-destructive Arab says with a healthy portion of salt.

Jon Stewart is shmarmy and started believing the people who took his pontification as gospel and I trust him less than that guinea alcoholic. Agree to disagree.

There's no "h" in smarmy unless you're Bob Kelly or Rich Vos.

(((Jon Stewart))) is a (((power))) in the (((entertainment industry)))

John Stewart, as big a pussy as he is, is friends with the cellar owner. I'm sure other comics don't like ant either, so the choice is to ban ant or make all the other comics mad or not want to hang out there.

No one is deciding not to go to the cellar because anthony and jon stewart got into a two minute verbal altercation once. Literally no one. Noam is a sensitive dork.

First of all, how do you know? Secondly, the cellar is lucky that huge comedians go there to work out material. If they think that some racist asshole is gonna be there to harass them then blab to the press, they'll go elsewhere.

Everyone is making a non-incident into an incident.

But people are going in hopes of seeing a comic like Stewart. No one is going to The Cellar in the hopes of seeing AntH sitting in the crowd getting drunk.

I don't plan on going to the cellar anytime soon, but I would prefer drunk anthony to be there if I do tbh.

I think the owner was more pissy about ant talking about it after the fact.

Where is the evidence AntH is banned? All I see are some AntH sycophants making anti-Semitic comments about the owner of the club.

Ant dindu nuthin'

I'm sure he'll convince himself that's why.

anyone making that decision can take a quick glance at his twitter and make their decision a lot easier. he's totally brainwashed now. in a way I'm glad this happened to him because it taught me to recognize dangerous propaganda.

remember when jimmy said he spent years convincing Scott Greenstein to let him back in and then on his second visit he 'jokes' about how great Nazi America would be and goes on a tirade about Gays on TV MAAAAHHN.

he's totally lost.

You don't think this was a good month to goof about being pro-nazi?

And if he ever travels backwards in time, he's also banned from most lunch counters.

Whatta dey got too many lunches or something?

This club owner is a fucking idiot, he's getting so much free press out of this it's unbelievable. Nothing even happened and he's carrying on about it like Anthony threw acid in Stewarts face.

If I were him Id be playing this up like crazy, "anything can happen in my club, so make sure you come here a lot to see the shenanigans!" (Even though it was nothing more than a mildly heated argument)

Also just so it's known the comedy cellar STINKS now. The last two shows I went to there were so bad because the audience is made up of European tourists who are trying to see Louie and they don't get half the jokes so it's a very strange atmosphere there

Ive heard that from comics on other podcasts and stuff too, yeah that's a weird problem/dilemma. That sounds like a real pain in the ass.

The comedy cellar doesn't need free press. They also don't need press that shows that anthony is fighting with one of the biggest comedians in the business.

Every comedy club needs press. Any fucking business on EARTH needs press, that's why "Coca Cola" still constantly puts out commercials. Yes, they do need that press. It shows that big comics come to the place, and "oh my god, you might see them fucked with!" What's better, that Jon Stewart comes to your club? Or Jon Stewart comes to your club and almost fights with a guy.

You're a dope, I hope you never open a business.

You think the comedy cellar needs press? They're sold out every night. They especially don't want press that says a white nationalist podcast host is harassing A list celebs. You're a dope.

They're not sold out "every night." Regardless, who doesn't want a line around the block? Why do you think fuck head Jamie Massada designed the Laugh Factory entrance the way he did, where the line has to wrap around the block on Sunset to look like it's the hottest place in town, even if only 20 people showed up.

I guess I'll just keep repeating "it's free national press" for the club. You're as fucking dumb as that owner.

Let's keep going around in circles.

They have lines around the block now. You can't get into the fucking place. Why would you want press that says you have a racist ex shock jock harassing A listers?

So you're a west coast person? I get it now. Didn't he also ban dane cook because of some shit?

You get it now, we're smarter. Glad you recognized that, as we have 3 of the 5 biggest comedy clubs in the US in a 3 mile radius. Guess we're doing SOMETHING right.

And yeah, he did. You have no idea how bad Dane had to fuck up, he practically paid the rent for that place. His name & stupid face were all over that building, Jamie worshipped that jag off. Then he moved all of his chips onto Chris D'Elia, another unfunny pretty boy. Now he's staked it all on Tiffany Haddish because she's in that movie with the black broads. I hate the Laugh Factory.

LOL. You're a 'comedian' aren't you? LOLOL. Have fun with Brody whatever his name is and Joe Rogan. West Coast comedy fucking STINKS

You're a 'man' aren't you? And you use the term "LOL" several times? Holy shit. And yes, "west coast comedy stinks." Because of Joe Rogan and Brody whats his name. Very astute observations, you really have your finger on the pulse of stand up comedy in 2017.

Yes, West Coast Comedy stinks.

You're a retard.

Have fun kissing Pauly Shore's ass after waiting tables all day and telling chicks that you're a standup and have some auditions with major studios.

You paint such a realistic and accurate picture it's staggering. I don't believe you, you MUST live here. Tell us the truth.

If you could do comedy, you'd move to NY. Best of luck - maybe you'll land a SYFY movie or just start doing Trump material and you'll be a big hit.

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Thanks buddy. I'll have VIP seats for you and a plus one.

I'm gonna disagree here. It wasn't dumb of him to try to shake Jon Stewart's hand and then defend himself when it came to that.

It was dumb of him to fucking tweet about it.

Dumb ass Anthony. If you have to tell the WORLD about your stupid fucking interactions, do it on the radio. Do it on your podcast. Do it where people will have to listen to hear about it. Because it's MUCH less likely to cause you grief if you do so.

Didn't you learn that 3 years ago? Didn't Twitter ban your account less than a month before this happened?

Didn't Anthony say for years and years that he had plausible deniability for everything he said on the radio because he could claim it was a "character"?

Stop trying to "win" social media dude. That was one of Opie's worst traits also. Just shut the fuck up and do radio, Infowars, and your $15 a month podcast.

He was gonna talk about it on his show regardless so the tweet really doesn't matter

He was gonna talk about it on his show regardless so the tweet really doesn't matter

That's not the point I was trying to make.

The point I was trying to make was, if he -just- talked about it on his show instead of blabbering about it on Twitter, nobody would care, and it wouldn't cause problems like this.

He might as well be talking to his raptor if he's only going to mention it on his paywalled podcast.

I would hate to call this a line of thought because of how so little was put into it.

Well, he's not jewish so they are not going to do him any favours...

Thought he said he talked it out with Stewart? Sounds like Stewart told them to ban Tranpa.

When was this rehab stint? Is there more about it somewhere?

Didn't Brother Joe claim he was drinking wine while at the rehab facility?