We should make up an alternate past with a different host with a different name and talk about how great he was.

We could post old shows on youtube with Ope's audio replaced with Fred Flintstone.

That's brilliant and I'd do it if I cared enough

Or Terri Clifford.

Nah, her audio takes forever to load...

He was an obscure, F-level celeb before, nobody outside of this sub has even a cursory knowledge of tits and his career.

I think it's funny that the only people left to talk about him are degenerate pieces of shit like me who taunt him for raising another man's kids. i hope he never kills himself and keeps providing entertainment that is complete shit. like a Scorch-Lite.

Although I completely agree with you, I still wholeheartedly wish he would throw acid in his own face and call in a fake hate crime claiming someone from the opieandanthony subreddit did it. Give us a lil boost in the 'numbahs.'

The worst thing about banging a Scorch-Lite is the cleanup.

boooooo

If Ant were ever able to hop back on SXM even a couple days a week, and he could recapture some of the cHemUstraEE that led to Jim Norton Laugh Compilations, most of the posters here would find something else to focus on, other than hatred, and Opie would rarely come up.

Right, the focus of hatred will be aimed squarely at Sam. But Sam actually has his moments.

I listened to an old bit the other day where Erik and Danny and Steve are all fighting, and Sam comes to report. Hes such a shit stirrer.

Sam has a moment like once every month, and even then it's barely an audible chuckle. His "moments" are only notable because of how awful he typically is, it's like a surprise that he came up with something remotely useful all on his own.

It's a tough one. Is the hate fueling him? Are we keeping the thing we hate alive? Maybe we've been doing that for years and years.

I've said it before and I'll say it again; this is his only fanbase. We are his only potential fans, who even know him. We aren't insignificant to him. No one else comments on him, aside from random fleeting reddit campaigns whenever the cake stomp gets posted again.

Aside from the handful of Dads and Virgins on twitter who tweet to him... it must really suck that the only people who know who you are, fucking hate you and dedicate their time to mocking your every little move.

Implying he hasn't faded into obscurity. Not all publicity is good publicity, dummy.