Hoping this will brighten your day :)

20  2017-08-13 by Suibu

50 comments

1  Xanadu251 2017-08-13

This is some of the dumbest, faggiest goddamn bullshit I've ever read.

1  InHell1979 2017-08-13

Your reaction is hilarious

1  TheGreatBugsby 2017-08-13

Yours wasn't

1  InHell1979 2017-08-13

I was telling something honestly to u/Xanadu251. Around here; honesty comes off as sarcasm. But I really did mean it.

1  aleon33 2017-08-13

Did ya?

1  InHell1979 2017-08-13

I did.

1  racemic_mixture 2017-08-13

It doesn't matter anymore, just bail out.

1  InHell1979 2017-08-13

no.

1  Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-13

😆🔫

1  UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-08-13

That.. didn't brighten my day at all! In fact, I might go buy some liquor and aspirate in my passed out sleep.

1  Suibu 2017-08-13

DM me if u need a friend... or maybe more ;)

1  Superbad415 2017-08-13

Would have been the days conclusion if you won the lottery you drunk.

1  BoongChook 2017-08-13

WTF is with all these faggy posts?

1  Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-08-13

Catch the HI Virus, brotherman!

1  CIAshill18081990 2017-08-13

/r/thathappened

1  late_50s_why 2017-08-13

whats this blog thing

1  liljoeyk 2017-08-13

Sometimes theyd call each other at 4am and just fawkin howl for hours man

1  majestik6 2017-08-13

I'm 110% certain that he was jerking off when he was calling her

1  1475315963 2017-08-13

one time I watched a guy cut the head of his cock off with a knife in the BME pain olympics

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-08-13

What the fudge

1  philtheprince 2017-08-13

There's a pain Olympics? And what does BME stand for? Sure, Google is there, but somehow I want to here you explain this, if you don't mind.

1  RicFlairIsGawd 2017-08-13

BME was a magazine about body modification, extreme piercings, implants, that kind of shit. The pain Olympics was a contrast they held about fucking up your body and who would do the most gruesome shit. The guy that won cut off his dick head. A lot of people say it's fake. The video is still floating around on the net but this was a pretty long time ago.

1  1475315963 2017-08-13

I think the winner actually cut his balls off, either with a knife or a lot of rubber bands

1  Lasagna_Hat 2017-08-13

Did ya? Did ya reeeeally?

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-08-13

Anybody who makes their screenname a combination of their name and their partners name deserves to watch their partner die of terminal illness.

1  Ant_Sucks 2017-08-13

I read the 4 Hour Workweek, so now I only answer faggy texts from nancy boys between 12:00PM and 12:30PM.

1  insertclevereference 2017-08-13

You should get a virtual assistant from India.

1  Sock-Cucka 2017-08-13

I hope the next time Oli feels Austin pulling her closer to him in bed at 4AM is from his muscle spasms as his body is engulfed by the flames burning their house down

1  Suibu 2017-08-13

Pulling him* closer

http://austin-n-oli.tumblr.com

1  oandauser 2017-08-13

This made me so Mad. First, the assertion that his went viral prior to he "update." I don't believe any of this.

1  Suibu 2017-08-13

It's a falge flag

1  TheGreatBugsby 2017-08-13

a false pride flag

1  stupidfatbobkelly 2017-08-13

I hope the next time he wakes up at 4AM he goes full Chris Benoit.

1  Peckas1 2017-08-13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IycVrdWnbaM

1  darklydreamingdayln 2017-08-13

I'll bet that didn't even happen and it's just a story he told to make his life sound more interesting than it really was.

1  dakkar1 2017-08-13

faggots

1  StuntPeckah 2017-08-13

My day was already perfectly spiffy. But now I'm over the moon! Thanks, mister!

1  robocopsboner 2017-08-13

I hope Austin gets cancer and as she's wilting, discovers Oli fucking someone younger. The heartache makes her stop fighting and she dies, and the guilt drives Oli to suicide.

Fuckin' fags.

1  Suibu 2017-08-13

They're both guys

1  robocopsboner 2017-08-13

Oh, in that case AIDS and the promiscuous nature of those sinners will handle it.

1  FishstickJones 2017-08-13

How lovely

1  fantomas_87 2017-08-13

austin-n-oli's Dad walks in

1  Reaktif 2017-08-13

r/wholesomeO&A

1  panasonictooth 2017-08-13

Fuck. You.

1  Misterbrownstone 2017-08-13

Fagela?

1  malvin77 2017-08-13

Tass wait wait wait!....ummm....wait!...

1  Suibu 2017-08-13

You got somethin?

1  Billyassman 2017-08-13

I pray there is a hell.Just for you

1  Suibu 2017-08-13

Fingers crossed 🤞🏽

1  SuperTrucker76 2017-08-13

I read that.. now I have aids. Thanks fucker!