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I remember (as a youth) we found a dead stiff cat, we used some string to tie it hanging on these gay guys' front door, then 'knock door run'd. They were pissed! (maybe 'cus they hate pussy)
That reminds me classic Jim norton childhood stories. Like when he coated motor oil on that old couples shag seat cover. Also, kind of like monster rain
buddy! I don't want to be Norton-esque, but I got plenty, we we were terrible!
We'd stand on a flyover (footbridge above a road), cars would queue underneath & we'd piss through sunroofs/convertibles while they were stuck in traffic
It was melted ice cream on the older couples shag seat cover, the hot motor oil was what Stanley wanted to throw on a guy walking down the street without a shirt on.
Jesus Christ. It was ice cream on the old couples' seat covers and "hey Stanley, let's throw hot oil on them" was an idea that never came to fruition. Get it right!
That reminds me classic Jim norton childhood stories. Like when he coated motor oil on that old couples shag seat cover. Also, kind of like monster rain
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1 Yaseetheo 2017-08-13
Stop making me feel things faggot.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-08-13
You can go ahead and laugh. There is no judging here.
1 solstheimsnow 2017-08-13
Honestly, that's just sad. I hope she gets a new cat. Those fuckers live loooooung right?
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-08-13
Rumour has it they have nine lives
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-08-13
They do, which means Patti buried her cat alive.
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-08-13
Very pagan. Looks like she's into some weird shit.
1 crookedmile 2017-08-13
For 4 bucks, it looks pretty decent.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-13
I can't believe she splurged this month's paycheck.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-08-13
Is that how much it costs to get a disposable camera developed these days?
1 Toss__Pot 2017-08-13
I remember (as a youth) we found a dead stiff cat, we used some string to tie it hanging on these gay guys' front door, then 'knock door run'd. They were pissed! (maybe 'cus they hate pussy)
1 ohpizzawow 2017-08-13
That reminds me classic Jim norton childhood stories. Like when he coated motor oil on that old couples shag seat cover. Also, kind of like monster rain
1 Toss__Pot 2017-08-13
buddy! I don't want to be Norton-esque, but I got plenty, we we were terrible!
We'd stand on a flyover (footbridge above a road), cars would queue underneath & we'd piss through sunroofs/convertibles while they were stuck in traffic
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-08-13
It was melted ice cream on the older couples shag seat cover, the hot motor oil was what Stanley wanted to throw on a guy walking down the street without a shirt on.
1 allenricketts 2017-08-13
Stanley's brother Mike wanted to throw the hot oil on the guy, Stanley thought better of it. This whole thread is just a comedy of errors.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-08-13
I apologize for being steeped in folly.
1 drunk8gods 2017-08-13
"Hey, whore. Have some mustard."
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-08-13
Jesus Christ. It was ice cream on the old couples' seat covers and "hey Stanley, let's throw hot oil on them" was an idea that never came to fruition. Get it right!
1 jsnoots 2017-08-13
My cat had good hyyygene...
1 TriangleDimes 2017-08-13
Just when I think I wanna fuck this chick and eat her ass, she does some hot psycho shit like this.
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2017-08-13
Looks like something out of a Harmony Korine film
1 AntwansBobo 2017-08-13
That stuffed animal is enraging ....now I have to go break something excuse me
1 JoeyButtlicker 2017-08-13
She didn't keep up with the "well baby" checkups
1 SuperTrucker76 2017-08-13
WTF happened to the cat. Did she kill it and eat it.. just eat it.. or did it smarten up and escape.
1 ohpizzawow 2017-08-13
That reminds me classic Jim norton childhood stories. Like when he coated motor oil on that old couples shag seat cover. Also, kind of like monster rain