I threw up on my dick last night

3  2017-08-13 by Dennyislife

Good morning

15 comments

1  deanthecleanmachine 2017-08-13

well dont just say the fun part and not leave out why

1  Dennyislife 2017-08-13

I was outside the Queen of England's house

1  ElmerDudd 2017-08-13

You meant to say 'and not tell us why' or 'leave out why' not 'not leave out why'.

You have egg on your face now. How does that feel? Egg-faced faggot 🍳

1  deanthecleanmachine 2017-08-13

its cum dad

1  ElmerDudd 2017-08-13

You meant to say 'and not tell us why' or 'leave out why' not 'not leave out why'.

You have egg on your face now. How does that feel? Egg-faced faggot 🍳

1  ElmerDudd 2017-08-13

You meant to say 'and not tell us why' or 'leave out why' not 'not leave out why'.

You have egg on your face now. How does that feel? Egg-faced faggot 🍳

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-08-13

In grade 11 I puked all over my lap early in the evening and ended up getting head later on.

1  CoyoteeBongwater 2017-08-13

No one be mean, we'll just assume the fella was cute

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-08-13

It was a chick with horrible acne who grew up to be a great big fat person. The type of girl to take off a dude's pukey jeans and suck his flaccid penis in front of a lot of people.

1  DaveNone 2017-08-13

I assume My is the name of the Thai boy that you were sucking off at the time?

1  John_Gulbunny 2017-08-13

https://youtu.be/9aMLwcDggMo#t=2m30s

1  John_Gulbunny 2017-08-13

https://youtu.be/9aMLwcDggMo#t=2m30s

1  Jungies 2017-08-13

I'm assuming you gagged on it?

1  nazereth1 2017-08-13

Morning, sweetie. I threw up on your dick, too.

1  edfromla 2017-08-13

Can I sniff it?

1  Zazz_Lacker 2017-08-13

Happens to the worst of us.

1  Toss__Pot 2017-08-13

a 'girl' puked on my pecka once & it burned

1  ApprilFells 2017-08-13

Thanks for checking in, Denny.

1  CoyoteeBongwater 2017-08-13

No one be mean, we'll just assume the fella was cute