I wouldn't want a Tesla car even if it was free. They are incredibly gay. I wouldn't expect anything less from a multi millionaire who drives a used Grand Cherokee.

0  2017-08-12 by AppleBonfire

11 comments

Your posts indicate you're quite the stickler for fiscal conservatism; comment?

Fuck bitches get money 💰

You brook no argument here, my handsome and virile friend!

FAWWK YEAH GIMMIE A FAWWKIN HUMMER SO I CAN SUCK UP ALL DA GAS IN DAT MUG

TESLA? MORE LIKE PECKSLA, AM I RIGHT?

cut that part out

Opie is in the Tesla wheelhouse. He probably thinks electricity is produced magically so he's leaving his kids a better planet.

Grand Cherokee Limited or Laredo?

Does it matter?

nahhh

a Tesla SUV is about $150,000, nobody gave one to Opie.

I WOULD drive a tesla car, & make viral videos about it. Anyone?

Less gay than a manchild who drives a jeep wrangler and cannot change a flat tire.