Where can I find HILARIOUS gag gifts or a Tony Soprano impersonator???

1  2017-08-12 by [deleted]

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kill Helen and then kill yourself.

Joe Matarese is your man. he will do it for like a nominal $5 Patreon donation. Message him on facebook for details.

I saw some guido panhandler under a bridge somewhere begging for dollars, claimed to be a comedian(THAT was funny), I don't know his name (no one does) otherwise I'd tell you.

He should be working for his money under that bridge. Perhaps offer sexual favors at the rate of say.. $15 a man?

Check your local gun store. The .38 revolver is a gift delivery method and the bullets are gifts.

If it's around the holidays, I recommend "The Twelve Days of Guinea Christmas." on CD. The paisans will be rollin' in the aisles like my muddah''s canolli.