And then doesn't he follow that up with "what makes salt water salty?"

My cum

YEEESSSSSSSS

Steve Sea

wasn't this on another day?

Yeah, but he's still a fag

oh yes no doubt about that

That was during Jim's ocean rant.

Which was funnier than it should have been, despite the opsters repeated attempts to derail it.

He ask y can't we drink ocean water&then when told due to The salt,He says"Thats it,just salt,why haven't we soaked it up& got rid of it, taking up all that space and we can't use it" He was dead serious. I think his mom was fine & he's the mental case.Besides the ocean & water.Its 1 of the great opie contributations.Anthony makes a joke about liking black girls & i forgot what he said but he referenced UPS. OPIE then chimes n with, WHAT'S UP WITH THERE SHORTS LOOKING LIKE PANTS&SUM1 says 2 him he said that cuz he likes brown girls either written down or thru headphones. He still doesn't get it & stuns the room with "Oh yeah,& That's all UPS is hiring now Brown Ppl" There's a black Grl n studio&every1 is joking & every1 is stunned by his stupidiy&racism

Is this Bobby Lee?

Did your parents use your head to open walnuts when you were a baby?

This post reads like you're still bleeding slightly from your ears.

Jaden Smiths mental doppelganger

This was during his break from viral videos when he briefly tried creating the next timeless zen proverb

Cstel, Ancient Wise Shock Jockey says "Sniff,SNIFF,Dont GO There,U wannaPlay FuckFace,Peroid"

This was shortly after he inspired Joe Rogan to make a bigger show than his so Gregg thought he'd go all in with the deep talk like Joe.

ME: Deep like Joe's isolation tank brotherman. sniff

Oh no, is it pot talk Friday. We still doin that bit?

It's really amazing how much dumber he looks when it's directly transcribed. Ant's "yah-hah-hah's" really went a long way in covering Opie's idiocy.

Really activates the almonds...

This really made me think.

Gregg "Nigger" Hughes

He's got a point but he's too stupid to articulate it. The man could barely read.

He's like Jack Handy after a lobotomy.

Word of wisdom Lloyd

Words of wisdom Lloyd.

Poor Gregg thinks water is an enigma of science comparable to blackholes or dark matter.

If this dummy bothered to pick up an elementary-school science textbook his desire for knowledge on the physical and chemical properties of water would be easily quenched(tsss)

The depths of his ignorance is truly incomprehensible.

Only been listening for a couple years. I liked Opie and didn't really get the hate but listening back to some shows, his attempts at jokes with Jimmy, Ant, Patrice, Burr whoever, were embarrassing show stoppers. Especially cringy when he'd talk about "holes" on other shows.

It will get exponentially worse to where it goes from "he's kind of funny" to "he wasn't really doing much on that show" to "he is a fucking anchor."

He's a scientologist don't ya know

What exactly is it that he's flabbergasted by anyways? I know he doesn't know enough chemistry or physics to be amazed by what makes water actually interesting. Is he just freaked out that it's clear sometimes but not at other times? Or is it that ice cubes float?

Tide comes in tide goes out. You can't explain it.

Some of the examples are so egregious, I'm somehow glad he gave us these.

You mean eGREGGious

I love these so much.

Triple point, mhnnnn!

wow...

I WAS FAWKIN JOKING YA DOPES! THAT WAS THE BIT sniff

Waiting for one for when he said "Some of that anime shit's kinda hot, I gotta be honest."

Which was funnier than it should have been, despite the opsters repeated attempts to derail it.