Great Opie Contributions 27/50
35 2017-08-11 by goo-gobbler
I've referenced this a few times here, it perfectly sums up Opie's level of obliviousness to reality.
When interviewing Neil deGrasse Tyson:
ME: "Someone wants you to talk about the discovery of water .. Uh no wait wait wait .. Oh yeah uh, the alien ting. Oh ya. Can you touch on the theory that aliens are at the bottom of the ocean."
Jimmy: "oof"
NDT: "I'm uhh, I uh .. I hadn't heard that one.."
16 comments
1 theropers 2017-08-11
Maybe Opie was reading Lovecraft recently. Or maybe he's just a fucking dunce.
1 goo-gobbler 2017-08-11
Yea, nope.
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-08-11
ME: I'm a reader
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-11
I go DEEP with the Dr. Suess. YO, EROCK! Where we at with the Little Engine that Could?
1 Mikekekeke 2017-08-11
The Call Of Titthulu
1 tranthonycumiashow 2017-08-11
FAWK YEAH
1 FatassTitePants 2017-08-11
For some reason, I am totally comfortable with my own stupidity. But being next to some who makes a moronic statement or question makes my skin feel like it's sliding off.
1 KangolVos 2017-08-11
"I stumped a fawkin' genius. The haters don't like to talk about that."
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-11
I used to think I stumped the teacher when I tried explaining the water cycle and she asked me to explain it again more simply. I was in second grade at the time though.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-08-11
Talk at me BABE
1 philtheprince 2017-08-11
Maybe he was talking to Troy.
1 winkleham 2017-08-11
The worst part is that Neil DeGrasse Tyson saves it to some extent with an interesting take on how dangerous the bottom of the ocean is compared to space due to the pressure differential, referencing the the depth of the Marianas Trench, and then Opie's contribution: "How deep is it?" Die.
1 packitchofsositch 2017-08-11
Sounded like the caller/whatever meant oceans on other planets and Dipshit made it sound like Earth's ocean because he can't read or keep thoughts straight.
1 BoDi_Falcone 2017-08-11
what a mush mouth mumbling dolt.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-11
He's a renowned physicist, sir. Don't let his melanin content fool you.
1 sickfuckinpuppies 2017-08-11
Oof indeed
1 Motherfrogger 2017-08-11
There's no theory that aliens are at the bottom of the ocean you mong, there are plenty articles called similar things to that because the life is so strange.