And once they figure out how to get that podcast equipment into the city, it gonna really blow up.

Hitler was right.

Day of the Anal Party, when?

Every day is an anal party.

Wow! Another edgy one from the sub's leader in hack bullshit. This could have been done better if you'd thrown in a "faggot" or "nigger".

Hold on hold on hold on I got something edgy.... tsss what's he a cliff or sumtin?

niggers arent people i fuck kids

THIS AINT YOUR SHOW

No hugging, no learning, goddamnit. Tho, secretly, I agree.

fuck off

I started working at a fast food joint and the banter is killing me. Cheesy barely-clever one-liners, everybody being super positive, because they wanna move up to being supervisors and managers. I tried it too, but they know I'm faking it, so it just comes off even more awkward than if I stayed just a wallflower. I don't know what to do...

You should bring a gun to work and shoot as many people as you can.

Doesn't count unless he turns the gun on himself at the end.

With any luck, he's already dead.

This guy is going places.

Corporate yuumah

You should drink a whey protein shakes with whole milk mixed up in that shaker bottle right before work and fart on them all day.

Stick that sentiment up your arse

I hope it's the Pulse Nightclub. Because of the peckas.

I'm tired of these unfunny sub celebrities like stinks and Fagas Daly.

When we all know the nomenclature is 'sublebrity'.

Shut up faggot.

wasat

its like a gay bar, with better music and more ass play.

Hey, think you can push my stool in?

Fuck you , fuck management and fuck Joe cumia

I'm sorry about this. I hoped this could be a safe place where we could share our emotions without fear or ridicule, but we are bunched in with the great unwashed. Prepare to be roasted. Hard and often.

You should really keep this to the free-for-all thread.

You should really stop file trading with Pete Townshend

Less than ten words, and yet still too wordy.

A safe space, if you will.

THIS AINT YOUR SHOW